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Why Do Couples Hold Hands

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day???
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins…

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Santa got an invitation to a party which said ‘Red Tie Only.” When he went to the party, he was surprised to see that other were wearing pants and shirts also.
Heart can skip beats for a while;Memories can be kept in a file;A desert can replace the Nile;But nothing can stop a smile.When your name appears on my mobile!
Hindi Teacher to Santa: What is the name of your father?Santa: Google Singh Teacher: How's that name?Santa: Where ever I go, he always finds me out.
Santa ne challenge kiya..... "Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"... Sare new channel wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"....................................Hindi funny sms for friends
Ek American nai ek Swami se bola, Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Is par Swami bola kamal hai,Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.
Boy explaining computer problem to girl on phone :Boy: my computr pe rightclick kr…Girl: kia..fir.. 😒Boy: ab manage pe click kr or device manager khol..Girl: achha fir 😰😰Boy: ab upr dekh, kya hai!Girl: pankha
Book khulte hi exam ka sama hota hai, aise mousam mai hi to dimag kharab hota hai. dimag ki baatein paper main nahi aati, ye fasana to mark sheet per bayan hota hai.........................funny sms in hindi
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Bean: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything
Huppy Choty Mother day.Salam us ko jo her waqt ap k pas ha ap ki her bat shair hoty ha sub se zaida us ka sath waqt guzarta ha. Aur akhir MAA bhi us se jaliesy mehsoos kerty ha aur kehty haRAAT NOO CHUD DE IS MAA DA PECHA.us choty maa ko salam
SAnta: I have changed my mind.Banta: Naya Wala Kaam Kar Raha Hai Na?
What Is The Difference b/wGHAZAL & LECTURE..?Every Word Spoken By Others Wife Is.. GHAZAL&Every Word Spoken By Own Wife Is.. LECTURE
Aapki Dosti Ko Hum Merty Dam Tak Nibhaen Gy..Aap Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manaen Gy..Per Maan jana Manany Se Aye Dost Warna..Raat Ko Aaengy Aur Bori Me Bhar Ker Kahin Door Phenk Aaengy..QK Hum se Ye DramaBaziyan Nahi Hoti.. :-D
Usne jo shair maara to wah wah ho gai,..Wah wah wah..Usne jo shair maara to wah wah ho gai,..Maine jo shair maara to shairni bevah ho gai
Ek Aurat Molvi K Pass Ja Ker Boli: 'Janab Me Ny Suna Hai K Takabbur Bohat Bada Gunah Hai, Per Me Jab Bhi Sheesha Dekhti Hun Mujhy Apni Khubsurti Per Bada Takabbur Ata Hai, Me Is Gunah Se Kese Bachu.??'Molvi Sahab: Jisay Aap Takabbur Keh Rahi Ho, Wo Asal Me Ghalat Fehmi Hai Aur Ghalat Fehmi Koi Gunah Nahi.'
Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!
Teachr: Mukhtasar baat krna Aqalmandi ki nishani hayTumhare abu ka kya naam hai?Studnt: CNGTeachr: Ye Kaisa Naam Hi?Studnt: Chaudhry nisaar Gul.
exams are there, at the paper you stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull your hair. The teachers make you glare, the grades are not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DON’T CARE !!
How was the word WIFE invented?They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!

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