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JADEED AQWAL ZAREEN Kisi Ka Ghar Jana Se Pehlay Bijli K Timing Maloom Kar Lain.

JADEED AQWAL ZAREEN kisi ka ghar jana se pehlay bijli k timing maloom kar lain.
waqt ki pabandi
wAPDA SE SEKHAIN.
Acha guest wo ha jo hand fan sath laye.
friendship se pehlay maloom ker lain us ka ghar genrator ya UPS ha.
acha dost wo jo amergency light gift kray,

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