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Edison Had Rightly Said:

Edison Had Rightly Said:

A Fool Can Ask More Questions
Than A Wise Can Answer.

Now We Know Why All Of Us
Are Speechless During The Viva

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Husband: Tum Itni Udaas Quin Ho? Kiya Hua?? Wife: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai, Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha, Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty, Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D
It takes 3 months for a Writer 2 months for a Doctor 1 month for a Lawyer and Only 1 night before exam for a Student to read a 1000 pages book what a talent.
Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka jis k jawab me hum kahein Qabool hai qabool hai qabool ha
Girls love is like a chocolate.because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time,Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date.But boys love is like wine,no expiry date.it gives kick to ur body…that’s boys love…
Ek aadmi ko ye sunkar sadma lag gaya.. Jab uski kaam walli bai ne kha..!! . . . . . Sahab! Facebook pe muje bhi add karlo!!
Ek Aurat Molvi K Pass Ja Ker Boli: 'Janab Me Ny Suna Hai K Takabbur Bohat Bada Gunah Hai, Per Me Jab Bhi Sheesha Dekhti Hun Mujhy Apni Khubsurti Per Bada Takabbur Ata Hai, Me Is Gunah Se Kese Bachu.??' Molvi Sahab: Jisay Aap Takabbur Keh Rahi Ho, Wo Asal Me Ghalat Fehmi Hai Aur Ghalat Fehmi Koi Gunah Nahi.'
If it seems easy, You are doing it wrong.
Aadmi Naai Se: Mere Baal Choty Ker Do.. Naai: Kitny Choty Kerun Janab?? . . . . Aadmi Udaas Ho Ker: Itny Choty K Meri Bivi Inhen Khench Na Saky.. :-)
Mohabbat love ke kharcho ki badi lambi kahaani hai, kabhi Film dikhaani hai to kabhi shopping karaani hai, Mastar roj kahata hai kahaan hai Fee ke paise? use Samajhaoon main kaise ki mujhe chhori Pataani hai! ladki pataani hai chutkule
You are a normal person in case of : 1> U got a facebook account 2> U got a mobile phone ... 4> U are wasting your time reading this 5> U didn't notice that there is no Number 3 7> u went to check if number 3 is there 8> Where is number 6 ? 9> U are now smiling :) 10> Where is number 1 ?? 11> LOL u went to check number 1 :D
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER” Student: Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER” & After Marriage We Sleep With Our “WIFE”.
hamare muqqadar main raaton ki neend nhi hain to kya hua?? hum muqqadar ko bhudhu banake din main hi so jaatein hai...
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the bestGirl: All the best to you tooBut girl scored 80 marks & boy failedMoral: Only boys wish with true heart.
Husband: What’s Hypnotism?Wife: Kisi ko apne Bas Mekar K us se Man chaha kaamkarwana.Husband: Arey nahi isey to Shaadikehte Hen...;-p
2 charh gay,To train ma logo ny kahaWELDONEPathan: khaak well done?Jana to unho ny tha,Hum to chornay aye thy….:P:P
Gas ki Load shedding per Murgha bhi Handi se Nikal ker Ab kehta hai,Behan ji,Gas Nahi Thi toItni Sardi me Meri Wardi Q Utari...:-p:)Sender:Tufail
Attachment is not whn two people chat day or night.........Instead its that File which we attach with the emails.Yaar hadd hogayi. Zaroori nahi har post emotional ho.
Kiya Mosam Aya Hai,Her Taraf Pani hi Pani Laya Hai,,Tum Ghar se Mat Nikalna,Warna Log Kahen gy,,Barsaat Abhi Shuru hi Hui Hai,Aur,Mendak Nikal Aya Hai...;-p:D

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