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Pathan Ki Maa

Pathan Ki Maa: Lalay Tujhay Yahan Se Dusry Shehar Janay Me 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Me 3 Din Wo Bhi Nayi Car Se. Pathan: Maa Ye Car Banany Wale Bhi Pagal Hen Janay K Liye 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liye Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear. :-( :-D

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Smartphone rakhne wale chore girlfriend se jadadhan to mobile data off Mobile data On krne me laga dete hai...
Pathan: Yara JAMUN K Ped K Nichy GULAB Ka Poda Q Laga Rahy Ho.??Sardar: Ta K Ye Dono Ped Mil Ker Hamen Gulab Jamun Den.. :-D
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, Arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Girl- Plz send me some good jokes. . . . . . . Boy- Main padhai kar raha hu... After 2 min. Girl- Kya hua, send some more jokes.
Once in a soap industry in Japan,the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollarsto check in the assembly line thatwhether soap is packed in the cover or not in.Same problem occurred in Pakistan.What did they do??They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line.Empty boxes were flown away! :-DGenius Nation.
Teacher: Me Jo Bhi Sawal Kerun To Us Ka Answer Ek Sath Dena. "How much is Six plus 4.?" . . Class: Ek Sath.. :-D Haahaha
Money is made from Paper,Paper is made from Woods,Woods are from Trees,Which means Money grows on Trees
Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez "APN0 KI JUDAI HY"SoPlz Roz Aik 2 sms kr dia kro" (' , ')> /) ( / /Kal V halka Jya Bukhar hogya c.
CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces….
Job applications now a days are like:We are looking for someone aged22-26 with 30 years of experience
Sardar: Me E-Mail Bana Raha Hun, SarDar, SardarG, Sardar123, SardarABC.. Magar Koi Bhi Nahi Mil Raha.. :-( Dost: Tum "Aqalmand Sardar" K Naam Se Banao, 100% Mile Ga.. :-D
Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bta dena ae dost"."hum dil pe pathar rakh k tumhein goli maar dengay"(",)--=-/))l\_ :-)thaa.thaa. thaa.
Huppy Choty Mother day.Salam us ko jo her waqt ap k pas ha ap ki her bat shair hoty ha sub se zaida us ka sath waqt guzarta ha. Aur akhir MAA bhi us se jaliesy mehsoos kerty ha aur kehty haRAAT NOO CHUD DE IS MAA DA PECHA.us choty maa ko salam
Nice people are like Wind,:you can only feel their presence and sincerity:Don't look here and there to find themJust look at the name of Sender:
GOD is so wise that He never created FRIENDS with price tags.If He did, it would have been impossible for...........you... to afford me!
TOP INSULT.Wife apni saas se:Aap k betey main hazaron khamiyaan hain..Saas:Haan betaisi wajah se to usay achi Larki nahi mili 🙂 😀
??'?'\????\=(�??)=/????/'?? ? ? ? Etne din beet gaye koi chutkula nahi bheja Dost, chal goli kha.....

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