Open Menu

Dil Hai Sacha Aur Dimagh Hai Kacha,

Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..

Tere msgs nai aa rahey
Kya baat hai bacha???

Send Mobile short message Dil Hai Sacha Aur Dimagh Hai Kacha, from the Funny collection of SMS and text messages. Simply copy this message and send via WhatsApp, SMS, Facebook Status, Tweet, Instagram or any other social platform you like. There is a huge collection of Funny messages available on our website, which you can send to your family & friends. Simply browse through our collection and enjoy the quotes, wishes and greetings written in short messages for mobiles & social media usage.

More Funny SMS Messages

Subah se 21 ladiyo ke call aa chuke hai sab "I love you" bol rahe hai jane kis ne afwah faila di hai ki "Black money list" me mera naam bhi hai
Srdar ka beta 5 subjcts me fail ho gya...Srdar:Hun Menu Abba na bolein !.Beta: Oh jan dy Abba ay School da test c koi DNA test nhi c...!
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana? SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?Yahi Dikha.
What is difference between Problem and Talent?2 boys love 1 girl = Problem1 boy love 2 girls = Talent!
IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT! keeP him oN uR naiLs! So iF U Fail iN lovE, don’t breaK uR hearT! JusT cuT thE naiLs! ......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. .
Hazaron Khuwahishen AisiK Her Khuwahish Pe Dam Niklay,,Germi Itni Shadeed Hai,Plz Ghar se Kam Kam Niklen..:-)Happy Germi
The inventor of the snooze button is dead. His funeral will take place tomorrow..............at 6:00, 6:08, 6:16, 6:24 and 6:32!
Boss: So tell me young man, on what all occasions have you realized that you have importance in company and company cannot function without you?Employee: Sir, whenever I asked for a leave.
Thought of the day: “if u help a grl when she is in problem, she will always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”
Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.................................................Hindi funny sms
Saala Phone Ki Bhi Setting HaiPar Meri Nahi! :P
If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me !
Agar Logon Ki Yaadon Me HameshaZinda Rehna Chahty Hen To ,Un Se ,Paise Udhaar Le Len.. Qasam Se Wo Zindagi Bhar Aapko Yaad Rakhen Gy.. :-D
Pathan With Wife Went 2 London, in the hotel room, Pathan heard his Wife scream 'Chooha' .Pathan Ny Room Service Ko Phone Kiya,Aur Tooti Phooti English Me Kaha:Hello Room Service?Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?Pathan: You know Tom & Jerry?Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.Pathan: Wallah Yara, JERRY is here, in our Room.. :-D
Kiya Aap K Ghar Walon Ko Pata Hai k Aap Pagal Hen.??.Haan Ya Nahi Me Jawab Den. Agar Aap Ny Jawab Na Diya To Yaad Rakhen, Khamoshi Ka Matlab Haan Hota Hai.. :-)
Dollars has increased to Rs. 96…...Milk has increased to Rs. 70…...Petrol has increased to Rs. 101… :’(...Thanks God!Passing Marks are still 33…
They saythat love is more importantthan money,...buthave you ever triedto pay your bills with a hug ?
Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

SMS Messages Categories

Advice SMSAngry SMSAnniversary SMSApril Fool SMSBakra SMSBakra Eid SMSBarish Rainy Day SMSBest Wishes SMSBirthday SMSBlessing SMSBreak Up SMSBroken Heart SMSChristmas SMSCool SMSCute SMSDaring SMSDecent SMSDiwali SMSDua SMSEid Mubarak SMSEmotional SMSEncouraging SMSEnglish SMSExams SMSFarewell SMSFather Day SMSFlirt SMSFool SMSForget SMSFriendship SMSFunny SMSGet Well Soon SMSGhazal SMSGood Afternoon SMSGood Day SMSGood Evening SMSGood Luck SMSGood Morning SMSGood Night SMSGreetings SMSHoli SMSHug SMSHusband And Wife SMSIndependence Day SMSInspirational SMSInsult SMSIslamic SMSJumma Mubarak SMSKanjoos SMSKiss SMSLife SMSLove SMSMathematics SMSMiscellaneous SMSMiss You SMSMoral SMSMother Day SMSMotivational Quote SMSNever Forget SMSNew Year SMSParents SMSPicture SMSPoetry SMSPolitics SMSPropose SMSPunjabi SMSRamadan SMSRelationship SMSRomantic SMSRude SMSSad SMSSanta Banta Jokes SMSShaadi Marriage SMSSinhala SMSSmile SMSSorry SMSThank You SMSValentine SMSWeather SMSYou Are Special SMS