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Bacha: Papa Hamary Ghar Me JIN Hen??

Bacha: Papa Hamary Ghar Me JIN Hen??

Papa: Nahi Beta Ye Jin Win Kuch Nahi Hota.

Bacha: Magar Papa Nokrani To Kehti
Hai K Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen..

Papa: Samaan Pack Kero.
Bacha: Q Papa.??
Papa: Q K Hamary Ghar Me Koi Nokrani Nahi Hai.. :-0

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