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teacher=pathan se ye meri nawasi hai is ko english main translate kroPATHAN=HANS HANS K CHAIR SE GIR GIATEACHER=KIA HUAPATHAN=ITNA ASAN 89
Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then... How could you expect a single student to learn ALL subjects ?
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
berking news khuzdar may ak na malom afard na motor cikel per do bando ko........slam kia or bola happy new yea
Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday! Husband: Why? Wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!
My ATITTUDE In Exams.They Give Me Questi0ns Which i don’t Know.So…..I Give Them Answers Which They D0nt Know. ;-)Tit 4 Tat..:-
Exam k Liye Koi Book Na Parhi Mene FARAZ, . . . Dua Kero "FACEBOOK" se hi Koi Sawaal Aajaye. ;-) :-D
Shadi K 1 Din Baad Dulha Us Beauty Parlor Gaya Jahan Uski Bivi Ko Dulhan Banaya Gaya Tha.. Wo Parlor Wali Madam Ko IPhone7 Ka Dabba Khubsurat Packing Me De Ker Aa Gaya.. Madam Ny Khushi Khushi Dabba Khola To Us Me Se Nokia 1100 Nikla Aur Ek Parchi Rakhi Hui Thi Jis Per Likha Tha.. "Same Feelings" :-D :-)
Girl On Chat: Kya Kerte Ho.? Boy: Me Jung News Network Me Job Kerta Tha, Magar me Ny Wo Job Chhor Di.. Girl: Ohh Why? Boy: Yaar Ab Kon itni Subha Uth ker Paper Bantne Jaye.. :-D
Minister to Wife: Sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki hai ? WIFE: 3 Baar,MINISTER: kab kab? Wife: Jab aapka heart ka operation hua tha, Doctor ke Paas gayi thi, Fir jab aap jail me band hue to judge k paas gayi thi,Minister: Aur kab?Wife: Jab aapko sarkar banani thi Aur aapke Paas 10 MLAs kam the..!
Height Of Illiteracy: You Take A Blade And Write Your Lover's Name On Your Arm. . . . . And Make A Spelling Mistake.
Teacher: Jab mein tumharay jitna thaTou mere 100/100 marks aatay thyMe: Atay hongay sir, Apko koiAcha teacher perhata hoga
Pata nhi kyu log meri itni respect krte h main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h bilkul aapki tarah. MY CRAZY FANS.
Kuchh Log...ItneItneItneItneItneItneItnePerfect Hote hein Ki Unki Taarif Mein Alfaaz Bhi Kam Pad Jaate Hein!Jaise ke.....Aap.....Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo!
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only oneBreak their bones, they have 206
Respect the pan walaHe is the only guy who asks youfor permission: Sahab Choona Lagaoon? :) 😛

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