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At 50k, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 'Tablet' is the costliest addictive drug!
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Santa: Kal Raat 3 Ghante Tak English Picture Ki CD Dekhi, Magar Na Koi Tasveer Thi Aur Na Hi Koi Awaz.. Banta: Film Ka Naam Kiya Tha Re?? Santa: "PLEASE INSERT THE DISC" :-D
Teacher: sabse jyada pagal kon log hote hai? Sardar utha Teacher: shabash bete batao Sardar-idhar udhar dekh kar, khabardaar kissi ne sardar ka naam liya to..
Sardar: In my dreams Rats play Football every night ! Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok…. Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is Final Match
Koshish To Ye Thi K Papa Ka Naam Roshan Kerun,, Lekin Haaye.. Result Hamesha Ki Tarha Un K 14 Tabaq Roshan Kerny Ko Kafi Hai.. :-D
Agar Tum Kisi Paper Me Pass Hona Chahte HoTo Saari Kainat Tumhen Usko Pass Karne May Lag Jati HaiAur Agar Aisa Nahi HuaToExam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huwe...Suplee Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost.. :-D
Kisi ne sach hi kaha hai ki zindagi sirf do din ki hai "Saturday aur Sunday"Yeh baat Monday ko samajh aati hai.
This is Ultimate Doctor: Why did you take your antibiotic medicine at 6 AM, when I told you at 9 AM..??? Patient: I wanted to surprise the bacteria by surgical strike.
Duniya me ache aadmi ki talash memat nikalna….......Bahar bahut thand hai is liye mai gharpe hi hun…
1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua. aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha ! Kamino Saalo ! Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi....
Tujhe kya laga tu chhor ke chali jayegi to me maar jauga Chal hatt....Ladki hai tu koi oxygen nahi
Human brain is the most, outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Gabbar : Ye Haath Mujhy de de Thakur.Thakur : Lele! Mere haath le le,Basanti k bhi lele,Jay Veeru k bhi lele,Octopus Ban ja ..Gabbar : Tu To Emotional ho gaya Paglay...;-p
Tere Haseen Hathon Ka Ehtram Kerty Hen Faraz.. Warna Yassu Panju Me Hum Kabhi Muaf Nahi Kerty.. :-D
Why Are ElephantsLarge, Gray AndWrinkly… ?....Because...If They WereSmall Round & WhiteThey Would Be”Disprin” ;->
Sn: Ppa god news haiPpa: Kya?Sn: Apko yd hai apne kha tha ke agr main Exm main pas hogya to mje 5000 denge.Ppa: Hn.Sn: Apke 5000 bach ge .
Friend 1: Bhai Aaj Facebook Ne Bachha Liya.Friend 2: Kaise?Friend 1: Aaj Meri Biwi Ka Birthday Tha!
Dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
Teacher: Jab mein tumharay jitna thaTou mere 100/100 marks aatay thyMe: Atay hongay sir, Apko koiAcha teacher perhata hoga

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