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Pappu Goa Gaya Aur 15 Din Kak Wapas Nahi Aya

Pappu Goa gaya aur 15 din kak wapas nahi aya
Pappu ki Wife ne use sms kiya-
jo chij tum waha rupye se khrid sakte ho
me wah yaha daan bhi kar sakti hu
Pappu usi raat auroplane se wapas aa gaya

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