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Boy: Mujh Se Shadi Kero Gi?

Boy: Mujh Se Shadi Kero Gi?
Girl: Q??

Boy: Mere Abba Gaaun K Sab Se Baray Admi Hen.
Girl: Phir Mujhy Manzoor Hai..

Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Phir
Pata Chala K Larky Ka Abba
110 Saal Ka Hai.. :-D

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Dost: Yaar Aaj Me Jumma Perhny Masjid Gaya To Meri Chappal Kisi Ny Chura Li..Dosra Dost: O Yara Tum Bhi Hamari Tarha Kiya Kero.Dost: Tum Kiya Kerty Ho>>Dosra Dost: Hum Nangay Paaun Masjid Jata Hai, Magar Wapsi Me Chappal Pehan Ker Aata Hai Ta Ke Koi Ye Na Samjhy K Hum Nangay Paaun Masjid Aaya Tha.. ;-)
Great people talk about things….Small people talk about other people….And legends never talk –...they send MESSAGES!!! LOLX
Sharbat Se Munh Morr Liya..Chai Se Nata Jorr Liya..Zara Si Sardi Kiya Pari,,Tum Ny To Nahana Chorr Diya.. :-D
Wife: What is so interesting in me?Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Good old days When I was a child, My mom would send me down to the corner store with a 10.rs & I'd come back with 5kgs of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 packs of milk, A pack of cheese, A packet of tea, & half dozen eggs. You can't do that now. Too many damn.... Security cameras.
Tell me why are you avoiding me these days? Have I did anything wrong? Keep in touch with me at least these few days, yes its really hurting your sweet friend . . . . . . . “books”
Baap ne bete ki talahshi li Cigrate Beer or Gals k No. nikle Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kb se Chal rha h sab? Beta (rote hue) – Papa ye jacket to apki hai
Teacher: Jab mein tumharay jitna thaTou mere 100/100 marks aatay thyMe: Atay hongay sir, Apko koiAcha teacher perhata hoga
Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?Teacher: I never called you.Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!
Sardar : O yar bike q tez kr diti?pathan: Break fail ho gya hais se pehle accident ho jayjaldi se ghar phuch jate han.Sardar : shawa fair Mand k rakh..:p:p
Thought of the day: “if u help a grl when she is in problem, she will always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”
Mard zadaya sharif hain ya khawateen.khawateen wo kaisa.kyoun k mard zadaya sharif hain.nawaz sharif shahbaz sharif hamza sharif umer sharif mian sharif'jabka khawateen me only aik sharif haBabra sharif.
Koshish To Ye Thi K Papa Ka Naam Roshan Kerun,,Lekin Haaye..Result Hamesha Ki Tarha Un K 14 Tabaq Roshan Kerny Ko Kafi Hai.. :-D
Ye Harpic wale bhi Ghar me akele aurat dekhkar ghar me ghus aate hai Kabhi Bus Stand ka toilet saaph karke dekha diya karo bhai
When i want to fall in love with my books….My bed falls in love with me….And I believe that love the one who loves you… :D…
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose???

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