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Pappu To Najumi..

Pappu To Najumi..

Pappu: Meri Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi,
Kab Tak Hogi..??

Najumi: Bacha Tere Hath Ki
Lakiron Me 10 Saal Tak
SUKH HI SUKH Likha Hai...
Us K Baad Teri Shadi Ho Jaye Gi.. ;-)
Jab Tak Jaa, Jee Le Apni Zindgi.. :-D

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