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1 Medical Student Ne

1 Medical Student ne
Apni Class met ko
Khoon se Love-letter Likha...
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Aur Kaha: "Mujhe Iska Jawab Zarur Dena."
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Ladki:
Tumhara Blood Group (B+) Hai.
Aur Calcium ki Bhi Kami Hai. :-)

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