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Petrol Aur Diesel Ka RATE Badhane Ki Itani Aadat Pad Gayi Hai Ki Ab To

Petrol aur Diesel ka RATE badhane ki itani aadat pad gayi hai ki ab to
jab 15 din RATE na badhen to aisa lagata hai ki kaheen vikaas
(Development) hona band to nahin ho gaya.

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