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Ek Admi Dusray Shehar Me Job Kerta Tha..

Ek Admi Dusray Shehar Me Job Kerta Tha..

Us Ny Apny Dost Se Kaha:
Yaar Me 3 Saal Se Apni Bivi Ko
Her Haftay Letter Bhejta Raha..

Dost: Phir Kiya Hua??

Admi: Us Ny Mujh Se Talaq Le Ker
Us Postman Se Shadi Ker Li.. :-(

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