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Ek Banday Ki Feryaad.. ;-)

Ek Banday Ki Feryaad.. ;-)

Me Shohrat ka Talib Nahi Hun,
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Me Protocol ka Talib Nahi Hun,
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Me Aalishan Banglow ka Talib Nahi Hun,
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Me Rupey Jama karney ka Talib Nahi Hun,
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Bus Mujhe Prime Minister Bana do,
Baqi Kaam Me Khud kar loon ga.. ;-p ;-)

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Shehar Me Choohy Idhar

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What is Business ?

What is BUSINESS ?

I’m only a cartoonist

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1 pakistani japan mein cooking k muqable mein khali pateeli mein chamcha chala raha tha.

1 pakistani japan mein cooking k muqable mein khali pateeli mein chamcha chala raha tha. japani;kya bana rahe ho??pakistani; pagal.

Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se-

Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se- Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.

Bacha Maa Se:

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Ek Qaidi 7 Saal K Baad Jail Se Bhaag Gaya

Ek Qaidi 7 Saal K Baad Jail Se Bhaag Gaya Aur Bari Mushkil Se Chupta Chupata Apny Ghar Pohncha..Bivi Ny Us Ko Dekhty Hi Kaha: TV Per To Bata Rahy Thy K Tum 8 Bajy K Bhaagy Huwe Ho,Itni Dair Kahan Thy.??Qaidi Ny Ye Suna Aur Khamoshi Se Wapas Jail Ki Taraf Chal Para.. :-D

Wen a girl cancels a date, it's because "she has some genuine cause",

Wen a girl cancels a date, it's because "she has some genuine cause", but when a boy cancels a date, it's because "he has two". Not agree - think just opposite

All The Electrons Were

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Good old days

Good old days When I was a child, My mom would send me down to the corner store with a 10.rs & I'd come back with 5kgs of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 packs of milk, A pack of cheese, A packet of tea, & half dozen eggs. You can't do that now. Too many damn.... Security cameras.

Son to father.

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Zindgi Ki Race Me

Zindgi Ki Race Me First Aany Ka Secret Pata Hai Kiya Hai.?? .. Me Bataun..?? . .. . Dekho Plz Kisi Ko Batana Mat.. . . . . . . . Akele Bhago.. :-p :-D

Phool Insano Se Ziyada Khubsurat Hoty Hen,

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Police are looking for a suspect

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hamari guftagoo mai khushboo Q na hogi faraz

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Aik Aadmi K Ghr

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