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Teri Muhabat Mein Khud Ko Kar Bethy Hain Barbad Wah Wah

Teri muhabat mein khud ko kar Bethy hain Barbad wah wah

teri muhabat mein khud ko kar bethy hain barbad
pak sar zameen shadbad kehhware haseen shadbad










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