Open Menu

An 0ld Man S T Shirt Qu0te

An 0ld Man S T Shirt Qu0te
I Am N0t 50
I Am 16 With 34 Years 0f
Experience
That S The Attitude.

Send Mobile short message An 0ld Man S T Shirt Qu0te from the Funny collection of SMS and text messages. Simply copy this message and send via WhatsApp, SMS, Facebook Status, Tweet, Instagram or any other social platform you like. There is a huge collection of Funny messages available on our website, which you can send to your family & friends. Simply browse through our collection and enjoy the quotes, wishes and greetings written in short messages for mobiles & social media usage.

More Funny SMS Messages

Duniya me 2 tarha ke log hote hai Smart Lovely Smart: Wo hai jisne Apko ye msg send kiya hai. Aur Lovely: Wo hai jiska Aap msg padh rahen ha
Unfriending on Facebook and blocking on WhatsApp is the.......modern form of childhood 'Katti'!
fruit kharab nhi hota, makhiyan kharab krti hainwahwahbacha kharab nhi hota bachiyan kharab krti hain
All electrons were having party, Suddenly Protons entered n attacked them. …. A Hero comes and saves them…. Electrons ask,”Who are you?” Hero replies, “Bond…. “Covalent Bond”
Teacher: Is Shair Ka Matlab Batao..?"Shak To Tha K Mohabbat Me Khasary Hongy,,Yaqeen Na Tha K Saray Hi Hamary Hongy.."Pappu: Sir, Is Shair Me Shayer ApniMehbuba Ko Easy Load Kerwa Ker Thak Chuka Hai..!
After an accident,A v.angry Banta : I showed u d headlights& told u 2 go by side.Santa: I also started d wipers& said No, no..No no. Santa Banta Funny Jokes
main Ladkiyon ki driving ke khilaaph bilkul nahin hoon, lekin jara ye bata do ki...achaanak koi saamane aaye to brake ki jagah cheekh maarana kahaan ka insaaph hai?
Jab tum hanste ho to lagta hai k insaan phele bander tha, plz ghussa nahi hona kyonke jub tum ghussa hote ho to lagta hai insaan aaj bhi bander hai
Dear Mario,I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend...you owe me!
1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai? Sardar Ne socha socha, bahot soocha Or bola Railway Station hai
Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bolaI LOVE MY INDIA :)Have a Nice Day
Teacher: What will happen if the 3rd World War takes place?Student: We will have one more chapter in our history book!
Kamyabi Hamesha un ki qadam chomti he,.....jo socks utarne k bad apne pao dhote hen...
O My God "Ransome Virus" se meri Loanvaali bank ka DataDelete kar dena- Maalya
"Bye" Ek chota sa lafz Hy jo bht takleef deta hy,Ehsas Dilata hy k jis k 7 aap hain kya pata phir na hon islye kbi na kahen "Bye"...Hamesha kahen..."Chal Nikal Yar"
Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar..Woh Khaa Gayi Usey Biryani Samajh Kar,..Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne,..Woh Bhi Pee Gayi Neembu Paani Samajh Kar 😛
sleep when u feel sleepy laugh when u feel funny never smile when u see a beauty serving her will be ur next duty
Jailer to Qaidi– Suna hain tum Shayar hò Kuch sunaò yàár.... Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humariJis din jàmanàt huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

SMS Messages Categories

Advice SMSAngry SMSAnniversary SMSApril Fool SMSBakra SMSBakra Eid SMSBarish Rainy Day SMSBest Wishes SMSBirthday SMSBlessing SMSBreak Up SMSBroken Heart SMSChristmas SMSCool SMSCute SMSDaring SMSDecent SMSDiwali SMSDua SMSEid Mubarak SMSEmotional SMSEncouraging SMSEnglish SMSExams SMSFarewell SMSFather Day SMSFlirt SMSFool SMSForget SMSFriendship SMSFunny SMSGet Well Soon SMSGhazal SMSGood Afternoon SMSGood Day SMSGood Evening SMSGood Luck SMSGood Morning SMSGood Night SMSGreetings SMSHoli SMSHug SMSHusband And Wife SMSIndependence Day SMSInspirational SMSInsult SMSIslamic SMSJumma Mubarak SMSKanjoos SMSKiss SMSLife SMSLove SMSMathematics SMSMiscellaneous SMSMiss You SMSMoral SMSMother Day SMSMotivational Quote SMSNever Forget SMSNew Year SMSParents SMSPicture SMSPoetry SMSPolitics SMSPropose SMSPunjabi SMSRamadan SMSRelationship SMSRomantic SMSRude SMSSad SMSSanta Banta Jokes SMSShaadi Marriage SMSSinhala SMSSmile SMSSorry SMSThank You SMSValentine SMSWeather SMSYou Are Special SMS