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Boy: I Love You..

Boy: I Love You..
Girl: Hahahahaha..

Boy: I Won't Live Without You.
Girl: Hahahahahahaha..

Boy: I Will Die For You..
Girl: Hahahahahahaha..

Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..
Girl: Awwwww. Promise??

Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahaha.. ;-p ;-)

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Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,

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The Selfie Cycle:

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1 Bandr Ny Apni Maa Sy Pocha

1 Bandr Ny Apni Maa Sy PochaK Hm Itny Bad Sorat Q Hoty He?Maa Ny Jwab Dya Beta Khuda Ka Shukr KroUs Ko Dekho Jo SmS Prh Raha Hy

Women fall in love by what they hear.

Women fall in love by what they hear.Men fall in love by what they see.That's why women wear makeup and men lie.

1 black larki ko jaduger ne jadu se par lga diye.

1 black larki ko jaduger ne jadu se par lga diye.larki: wow! ab kia mein PARI ban gayi hun?.....jaduger:anni diye tu chamgader ban gyi ain.

Height of Fashion On

Height of Fashion OnNew Generation........A 3 Years Old Baby telling His Mom:"Mom,Pamper zara neechay baandhna,Dashing look aata hai"...;-pHahahaha

A student was asked 2 write

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers”

TEACHER: kal school kyo nhi aye tm?

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In 2010, Rajinikanth released a film named - ROBOT.

In 2010, Rajinikanth released a film named - ROBOT....In 3010, some Robot will probably release a film named Rajinikanth to take revenge!

Kahan Pe Ho?

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5-5 saal ke bachche gaate phir rahe hain…

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Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are

Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

Moment of the Silence 4 those boys:

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JADEED AQWAL ZAREEN kisi ka ghar jana se pehlay bijli k timing maloom kar lain.

JADEED AQWAL ZAREEN kisi ka ghar jana se pehlay bijli k timing maloom kar lain.waqt ki pabandi wAPDA SE SEKHAIN.Acha guest wo ha jo hand fan sath laye.friendship se pehlay maloom ker lain us ka ghar genrator ya UPS ha.acha dost wo jo amergency light gift kray,

Phool Insano Se Ziyada

Phool Insano Se Ziyada Khubsurat Hoty Hen, Lekin Kuch Insan Phoolon Se Bhi Ziyada Khubsurat Hoty Hen,, Jese K "Aap" Ko SMS Kerny Wala.. :-) Wese Me Kabhi Ghuroor Nahi Kerta. :-D

Ek Admi Military Police Me Interview Deny Gaya..

Ek Admi Military Police Me Interview Deny Gaya..Interviewer: Aap Ka Naam?Admi: MP Yani Mehmood Pervez.Interviewer: Walid Ka Naam? Admi: MP Yani Mohammad Pervez.Interviewer: Kis Shehar Se Ho?Admi: MP Yani Mehrab Pur.Interviewer: Yahan Kis Liye Aye Ho?Admi: MP Yani Military Police.Interviewer: Agar Me Tumhen Job Na Dun To.??Admi: MP Interviewer: Ab Is MP Ka Kiya Matlab Hai??Admi: MP Yani Matti Paleed Ho Jaye Gi.. :-D

Mill gaya Mill gaya ATM ka hindi naam mill gaya:

Mill gaya Mill gaya ATM ka hindi naam mill gaya:A-account me hoga T-to hiM-milega

Sardar: In my dreams Rats play Football every night !

Sardar: In my dreams Rats play Football every night ! Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok…. Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is Final Match

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