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Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second.
JADEED AQWAL ZAREEN kisi ka ghar jana se pehlay bijli k timing maloom kar lain.waqt ki pabandi wAPDA SE SEKHAIN.Acha guest wo ha jo hand fan sath laye.friendship se pehlay maloom ker lain us ka ghar genrator ya UPS ha.acha dost wo jo amergency light gift kray,
This year is a mathematical operatin year of '1' 1+1=2 Add 1-1=0 Sub 1*1=1 Mul 1/1=1 Div That is '2011' Plz dont force me for nobel prize.I Hate Publicity.;)
Kvita likh rahi hu...... tujhe na thi mere pyar ki khabr...... wah wah.... tujhe na thi mere pyar ki khabr ila kvita to galat ho gyi , rubber de rubber..... wah wah wah wah
Friend 1: Bro, i Got A+ for a test Friend 2: Congratulations, Which test? Friend 1: Blood group test, bro
CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces….
Gilrs Main tumhare liye rakhi layi tumne kyu nahi bandhwai.boy:Agar kal main mangalsutr launga to kya tum bandhwa legi'Baaaaaat karti hai////
Santa Dukhi ThaKisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..
Quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:All girls are devils;But my wife is the queenof...all of them.
The guy who drives slower than u is an idiot and who drives faster than u is a maniac!
2 charh gay,To train ma logo ny kahaWELDONEPathan: khaak well done?Jana to unho ny tha,Hum to chornay aye thy….:P:P
Father: What can U do for my Daughter?Boy: I would Die for HerFather: I don't like U.Boy: Why?Father: I am looking for SomeoneWho would Live for Her,Not Someone who would Just Die and Leave Her Alone....Moral: ZIADA HERO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI..;-p:)
Aapka ye saal kysa guzry gaSeLeCT A FAN1-GFC2-Millat3-Pak4-Royal5-AsiaRplyMat krna Tuwada ay saal Hth aaly pkhay Naal he Guzrna ayFrom: wapda.,
*Three most Innocent Faces in The World*''1- "A Sleeping Baby.";;2- "Udhar mangane wala aadmi";;3- "Hamare Parents ke samne Bethahua Apna Dost." :-) ;-)Hahhaha
Shadi 1 Aisa Din HyJb,LARKA STAGE, Pr Apni Bv K 7 Bethay hoayDosri KHOBSORAT LARKION Ko Dekhta HyOr Sochta HyYe Sb aaj Se Pehly KAHAN THEEN YAR::
True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow
If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...don't think that u r a genius..........i need a brain which is never used before
Ek Baar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho, Ek Baar Yaad Karke To Dekho, Bas Ek Baar Pukar Kar To Dekho.. Agar Hum Na Aaye To Samajh Lena, K HUM So Rahe Hen.. :-D
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