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Sardar Bought A New Mobile.

Sardar bought a new mobile.
He send message to everyone from his Cell
“My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 1110 Now it is nokia 6600?

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He took me from a bar,He took me in his car,He took my top off,He puts his lips on mine,but don”t worry,“I”m a bottle of wine!”April Fools Day!
Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta Santa:Phir tune kya kiya Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao Santa:Phir Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta
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Teacher: what is skeleton? Student: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Maine ek chote bache se pochaKon se school mein jaate ho?Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai!
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