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All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married......I am just getting more awesome..!!
Dilchasp Duaen”Papu ko Dua Mili K Sada Hansty Muskraty Raho,Aj Wo Pagal Khany Mein Hai…Ajmal Ko Dua Mili K Dunia Tere Ishary Pr Chaly ,Aj Wo traffic Constable Hai…Tipu ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Mein Phol Khilty Rahen ,Aj Wo School Mein Mali Hai…Bublo Ko Dua Mili K Sada Chamkty Raho ,Aj Bablo K Sar Pe 1 B Bal Nai Hai…Najma Ko Dua Mili K Hamesha Logon K Dokh Dard Mein Kam Aao,Aj Wo Nurse Hai…Ap Bolo Apko Kon C Dua Di Jae ?Bara Kehty Ho K Duaan Mein Yaad Rakhna…!! :/ 😛
Girl On Chat: Kya Kerte Ho.?Boy: Me Jung News Network Me Job Kerta Tha,Magar me Ny Wo Job Chhor Di..Girl: Ohh Why?Boy: Yaar Ab Kon itni Subha Uth ker Paper Bantne Jaye.. :-D
Kabhi-Kabhi Dil Karta Hai Ki Typing Chhod Kar Auto-Correct Se Keh Dun... . . . . "Le Bhai Tu Likh Le, Tujhe Mujh Se Zyada Pata Hai!"
Husband texts to wife on cell.."Hi,what r u doing Darling?"Wife: I'm dying..!Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."Husband: "Bloody English Language!
Sit 'n Cry for the whole day'n Nobody shows intrest to know whats wrong,ButSit 'n Smile seeing a Msg on your phone'n the whole damn world wants to knowWhose on the other side.. !!
IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT! keeP him oN uR naiLs! So iF U Fail iN lovE, don’t breaK uR hearT! JusT cuT thE naiLs! ......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. .
Finally, I told my parents that I want aBlackberry or An AppleMy Mother said:..........“Ghar mein Mosambi hai, pehle wohkha”..:P:P
Lalit Modi was Surrounded by Preity Shilpa Katrina etc But Now is Surrounded by d IT officials The AXE Effect to The TAX Effect
Admi: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Me? . Boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad Bus Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..
Koshish To Ye Thi K Papa Ka Naam Roshan Kerun,,Lekin Haaye..Result Hamesha Ki Tarha Un K 14 Tabaq Roshan Kerny Ko Kafi Hai.. :-D
Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit HereBoth Looked At Each OtherAnd The Seat Remained Empty
Fill blank wth YES/NO 1)…,Im not mentally fit! 2)…,I have no brain! 3)…,I have no commonsense!4)..,I am mad!
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...still he was in jail.......why?coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Talent Merit to mere mein koot-koot ke bhara hai, phark bas itana hai ki thoda baarik koot diya,ab nikal hi nahin raha.
Burger Girl: Aaj Mene If-light Jalayi..Aunty Ji: Ye If-light kya hai?Girl: U Illetrate People, If-light Yani Agar Batti...;-p
Delhi me badte Crime aur Pollution ke dekhte hue Devlok es natije pr phuche hai ki, Delhi mein hi kholi jaaygi Narak ki 1 branch
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