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Aj ka kam Kl Per Mt Choro Albta Tum Isa Persoon Per Chor Sakta hoon..... Keya smja

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What happens when a lion roars thrice? - - - - - Think - - - - - Any guess? - - - - - Ok i will tell you.. - - - - - Tom & jerry cartoon begins!
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Santa: Our new neighbour is an Aam Aadmi Party member.Banta: How do you know that? Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!
Ladkiyi bhi azeeb hoti haitayaar hone ke liye Beauty Parlour jaati hai.aurParlour ke liye bhi tayaar hoti H
Pati: What’s hypnotism? Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein kar K us se man chaha kaam karwana. Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi kehte hein
1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home. Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me. Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hall me so jaunga. Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee. Boy:aap kaun? Girl:mai bittu. aur aap? Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.
If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...don't think that u r a genius..........i need a brain which is never used before
Every class has that one student who is loved by all the teachers;And is......... .....equally hated by all the students!
Shehar Me Choohy Idhar Udhar Chupty Phir Rahy Thy.. News Reporter Ny Un Se Pucha: "Tum Idhar Udhar Q chupty Phir Rahy Ho.?" Chooha Bola: Ek Billi Qatal Ho Gai Hai, Aur Police Waly Hum Per Shak Ker Rahy Hen.. :-D
Shadi K Liye Ek Larki Apni Maa KoFawad Khan Ki Tasveer Dikhaty Huwe Boli:"Mom, Aap Ka Damaad Aisa Hona Chahiye"..Maa Kafi Dair Tak Photo Dekhti RahiPhir Boli:"Puttar, Tu Ek Nazar Apny Aap nu v Dekh Lena Ci"...;-p
Ek Lahori Ny Karachi Waly Se Pucha: Sir Yahan Acha Khana Kahan Se Milta Hai??Karachi Wala: Bhai Jo Aap Maang Rahy Hen, Wo Sirf Lahore Me Hi Milta Hai.. :-D
Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arrange marriage” It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.
One man was having 350cc Bullet bike. He was not able to talk to his girlfriend while riding on it because of the noise generated by it.Being fed up, he sold his Bullet bike and bought a 100cc bike.He soon got married to the same girlfriend. And after a passage of 1 year, he bought a 500cc Bullet!
میری نظر بھی کمال کی ہے😛۔۔۔جس پہ رکھتا ہوں اٗس کی منگنی ہو جاتی ہے😋😝😎
Plz Ignore Mt Krna 1 Bcha Jo Bhut Chota Hai Q K Bache Chote Hote Hai. Us Bechare Ko Apni Potty Dhoni Nhi Ati Hm Log Rozana Kitne Fuzul Msgs Karte Hen Plz 1 Ye Msg B Sub Ko Forward Kro Taki. Koi Uski Potty Dhula Sake..
Jaam Kadwa Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Piya Na Jaye.. Zindgi Me Dard Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Jiya Na Jaye.. SMS Keny Per Paisay Lagty Hen Magar,, Itnay Nahi K Kiya Na Jaye.. :-)
Only true friends stand by you during bad times.So I promise I'll.............attend your wedding!
Teacher: tell me ohm’s law Student: I dont know full i just know the last part of it Teacher: ok tell that

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