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Poonam Ki Raat Me Chand Badal Jata Hai,

Poonam ki Raat me Chand badal jata hai,
Waqt ke sath Insan badal jata hai,
Sochte hen k Aapko tang na karen Magar,
Sochte sochte Plan Badal jata hai.. :-)

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