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Aik Banda 10 Din

Aik banda 10 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun? Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.

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In Exams, they give me questions which I don't know.So I give them answers which they don't know!
A boy was trying 2 propose a girl finally he proposed in unique way; "kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"
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Apni Wife Ko Pakro Aur Ek Kamray Me Lock Ker Do.Phir Apny Dog Ko Pakro Aur Dueray Kamray Me Lock Ker Do..3,4 Ghanton k Baad Dono Kamray Kholo..Phir Dekho K Kon Aap Ko Dekh Ker Khush Hota Hai Aur Kon Kaat Khany Ko Dorta Hai...;-p(Readers are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog)... ;-)
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Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,.Janab..!.Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun,Gham Bhi Door,Garmi Bhi Door..!
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