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To All My 40+ (forty Plus) Friends:

To all my 40+ (forty plus) friends:
We are unique and the most understanding generation, because we are the last generation who listened to our parents; and also the first which have to listen to their children.
We are not special... but LIMITED EDITION!

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Friend 1: Bro, i Got A+ for a testFriend 2: Congratulations, Which test?Friend 1: Blood group test, bro
*JOKE*Wife: "Shadi se pehle tou tum mujhe roz gift diya karte the tou ab kyun naheen dete?"Husband: "Machhli pakadne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai???"
Boy: Janu Me Tum Ko Apny Tamam Affairs K Baray Me Batana Chahta Hun....Fiancee: Magar Aap Mujhy Pehly Hi Sab Bata Chuky Ho AurMene Aapko Maaf Bhi Ker Diya Hai....Boy: "Lekin Ye To 2 Haftay Purani Baat Hai" :-D
What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
Dear girls.. Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladka Faltu ki calls ya miss call kare to unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar post kar do i phone 5 Only 10000 rs.. Me Kasam se jitne Calls aapko nai kiya hoga Usse jyaada use Aayenge...
Wife:What Will You Give Me If I Successfully Climb & Reach The Top Of The Great Mt.Everest.. Husband:A Gentle Push..
Ya Allah..!Meri Ammi Itni Garmi Me"Taptay Choolhay" K Samny"Pakoray" Bana Rahi Hen,,,Plz,Un ko "Achy Pakoray Banany Wali Bahoo"Ata Fermaa..Aameen
KeSe MumKiN Tha KiSi Aur DocTor Se iLaaJ KaranaAye DoSt,IShQ Ka RoG Tha,MuMMy Ke ChaPPaL Se HiAraM AaYaUff...:-(
Girls love is like a chocolate. because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time, Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date. But boys love is like wine,no expiry date. it gives kick to ur body… that’s boys love…
pathan, amma tum na muja pada hona se pehle dakha thaamma, nahipathan, to pir muja pehchana kis tarah
Modern...Obedient..Neat...Kind...Excellent..Young.Thats ME.Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.
Boy & Girl in restaurant Boy:- I Love u Girl:- I don’t Love u Boy:- Think again? Girl:- I told u. No no & no Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills. Girl:- ok ok……. I Love u too……….
At a weddingMe: Aage ka kiya plan hai?Cousin: pehle engineering,phir PHD, phir MBA ka socha hai, aur ap?Me: Qourma khane ka socha hai 😉
Some Realties of Life. “U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id”
Story of Newton's Laws A cow was walking Newton stopped it... It stopped. He found his first law "AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE UNLESS ITS STOPPED" He gave a force by kicking the cow... it gave a sound "MA!" he then formulated the 2nd law "F= MA" After sometime the cow gave a kick to Newton, Then he formulated the 3rd Law... "EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION"
What is the thinnest book in the world?
Q Udas Bethi Ho Kisi Sham Ki Tarha.....…....Jharu pocha karloMat betho Had haram ki Tarhalovely msg f0r “Bekar” Girlz..
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a class on Sun. Everyone must attend it.Pappu: No Sir, I will not be able to attend it.Teacher: Why?Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so far!

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