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Mere Mehboob K Chehray Per Daany Nikal Aye Hen,,Pehly Hi Wo Chand Tha,Ab Sitaray Bhi Nikal Aye Hen...;-)
Teacher: Why There Are Different Types Of Blood Groups??Pappu: QK Sir Macharon Ko Bhi To Different Flavour Chahiye Hota Hai Na..!
If U Marry The Right Person, Everyday Is Valentine's Day. Marry The Wrong Person, Everyday Is Martyrs Day. Mary A Lazy Person, Everyday Is Labour Day. Marry A Rich Person, Everyday Is New Year's Day. If U Marry An Immatured Person, Everyday Would Seem Like Children's Day. Marry A Cheater Or Liar, Everyday Will Become April Fool's Day. So Don't Get Married, Then Everyday Is Independence Day.. !
Dedicated to all married couples:Arranged Marriage is like a Lottery.Lag Gayi Toh Lag Gayi;Warna Lag Gayi!
Larkay wale Larki k Ghar gaye Or Pucha:"Larki kuch karti bhi hai?"Larki ki Maa:Haan G ! MaShaALLAH,5 Rupay me Pooray 1200 SMS karti hai..:D ;-)
Ansu tere nikle to ankhen meri ho, dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, sadak par tu pite aur galti meri ho.
1100 ladakiyaan shadme se mar gaee aur 200 koma mein chali gai, kyonki kisi ne aphavaah phaila di thi ki G.S.T matalab Girl Selfie Tax hai!
Wife: What is so interesting in me?Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Larki: Me To Us Se Shadi Kerungi Jo Mujhy Gana Sunaye, Mujh Se Hansi Mazak Kary, Aur Mujhy Hamesha Khush Rakhy.. Larka: Ja Behan Phir Tu Mera Picha Chhor Aur FM Radio Se Shadi Ker Le.. :-D
1 Ladka Admission Lene College Gaya..Principle: Me Tum se 1 Mushkil Sawal Puchun ya 10 Asaan..?Ladka: 1 Mushkil Sawaal.. Principle: Batao Din Pehle Aata Hai ya Raat..? Ladka: Din.. Principle: Wo Kese..?? Ladka: Sorry Sir Ye Aap neDusra Sawal Puch liya.. :-D
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later Sardar SMS 2 boss: “Me OK, your wife very sweet”
John’s teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : “John seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. ”
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? bcoz they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
Boy: I Love You..Girl: Hahahahaha..Boy: I Won't Live Without You. Girl: Hahahahahahaha..Boy: I Will Die For You..Girl: Hahahahahahaha..Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..Girl: Awwwww. Promise??Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahaha.. ;-p ;-)
Funny SMS:Two devils came into my dreams.They said, "We want to disturb some good person".I suggest them your name.They said, "We cannot disturb our boss!"
Smartphone rakhne wale chore girlfriend se jadadhan to mobile data off Mobile data On krne me laga dete hai...
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ? C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally……
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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