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Long Sweet Dream

Love is one long sweet dream,

and marriage is the alarm clock.

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Hum Ny Jis Ko Dil Diya,Wo Dilli Chali Gai...Jis Se Piyar Kiya, Wo Italy Chali Gai...Dil Ny Socha K Khudkushi Ker Lun,,,Jab Switch Me Ungli Di, To Kambakhat Bijli Hi Chali Gai.. ;-)
Waiter:Ur bill sir.Boy:Take my cardWaiter:But sir this is student cardBoy:Tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy”ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
It's Perfectly Legal ToKill Someone In YourDreams,That's WhyI Wake Up With A Smile Everyday
This message is strictly for smart and intelligent people;........And if you have received it... then obviously it's a technical error!
I saw something in da shop window 2day. It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it4u till I realised it was my own REFLECTION
Ek Banday Ki Feryaad.. ;-)Me Shohrat ka Talib Nahi Hun,.Me Protocol ka Talib Nahi Hun,.Me Aalishan Banglow ka Talib Nahi Hun,.Me Rupey Jama karney ka Talib Nahi Hun,......Bus Mujhe Prime Minister Bana do, Baqi Kaam Me Khud kar loon ga.. ;-p ;-)
A husband once complainedDear Google,Please stop behaving like my wife…Will you please allow me to completethe whole sentence before you start…?
Father: beti tm muje pehle papa kehti thiab tm ne muje DaD kehna shuro kr diya .Kya vja hai?Beti:come on DaD PaPa kehne se lipstic khrab ho jati hai..
Law of cigarette smoking:...........Smoke always goesin the direction of non-smokers .
Kabi toot ke bikar jao tu humare pass Chly ana, Humare ha welding ka kam tasli Bakash kiya jata hai ?? ??
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
Pathan to Sardar : O Khocha! Tumhara Bivi aur Tum Ek hi Hospital me Job kerty ho kiya??Sardar : Ji Khan Sahab! hum Hospital me Doctor hun,Aur Hamara Bivi Nurse hai.Pathan : To Tum Apni Bivi ko kiya keh ker Bulaty ho??Sardar : Bas Khan Sahab, Kiya Bataun,Apni hi Bivi ko Hospital me SISTER kehna Parta Hai...;-(
Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy
Jis Taraf Dekho Aapka Hi Naam Likha Hai.. Wah Wah Wah.. Jis Taraf Dekho Aapka Hi Naam Likha Hai.. Upar Most Wanted, Neechay Chappal Chor Aur 5000 Rupay Inaam Likha Hai.. :-D
"So Ladies and GentlemenAp logon ke BharPur Taliyon MeinTashreef La rahi hain..............Garymiyaaaaaaan !!! "
teacher=pathan se ye meri nawasi hai is ko english main translate kroPATHAN=HANS HANS K CHAIR SE GIR GIATEACHER=KIA HUAPATHAN=ITNA ASAN 89
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free...
Heart Touching Line By Pappu.. "I Trust On Cigarette More Then Girls Bcoz, I Am Ready To damage My Lungs, But Not My Hearts.." From: Pappu Charsi.. :-D

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