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If I Were An Artist, You Would Be My Picture.

If I were an artist, you would be my picture.
If I were a poet, you would be my inspiration.
If I were an author you would be my story.
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But when it comes to you, I would rather prefer to be a cartoonist!

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Why is Christmas just like a day at office? You do all the work and a fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!
Masjid me Do Buzurg Bethy thy..1st Buzurg: Aap Kis k Mureed hen??2nd Buzurg: Me Apny Peer-o-Murshid ka Naam aisy nahi le sakta, Pehly Wuzu kerun ga, Phir Btaun ga.Masjid me Mojud sab log Intezar kerny lagy..Buzurg ny Pehly Wuzu kiya, Phir 2 Rakaat Namaz Parh ker Dua Mangi,Phir Itna Roye k Daman Geela Ho gaya,Phir Intehai Aqeedat aur Ehtiram se Boly:"Me Apni Bivi Ka Mureed Hun"Masjid Me Sab Log Ek Zaban ho ker Boly:"MaShaAllah, Aap to Apny hi Peer Bhai Niklay"...;-p:-D
Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banate Rahiye,Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Badhate Rahiye,Taj Na Banaiye "Costly" Padega,Bas Her Taraf Mumtaz Banate Rahiye. :-D
Banta: What’s the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm? Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.
Apni Zindagi Me Koi Kaam Kerny Se PehlyHamesha Kisi Larki e Mashwara Ker Lo. ;-).Phir.Wo Jo Mashwara De Us Ka Ulta Kero,,Kamyabi Tumhary Qadam Choomay Gi.. ;-p
Husband: Mere Seeny Me Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai,Jaldi Se Ambulance Ke Liye Call Lagao..Wife: Haan, Lagati Hun,Apne Mobile/Smartphone Ka Password Batao.Husband: Rehne Do,Ab Thora Theek Lag Raha Hai...;-p:)
Husband: Aaj Sabzi me Namak thorazayda lag raha hai.Wife: Namak Barabar hai.Sabzi Hi Thori kam thi..;-pWife is Always Right..
When I Was Studying in School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses. You Know Why? Because, . . . . . I Was a BRIGHT STUDENT.
4 Chezain Khatm Hone Pe Bohat Takleef Deti HeinMohabat RishtaAitbarOr.Itwar(',')<)(>Itwaar Wala Dukh To Rula Hi Deta Hai Ya
Jis Taraf Dekho Aapka Hi Naam Likha Hai.. Wah Wah Wah.. Jis Taraf Dekho Aapka Hi Naam Likha Hai.. Upar Most Wanted, Neechay Chappal Chor Aur 5000 Rupay Inaam Likha Hai.. :-D
1 ladki ne Flipcart ka slogan dekha-"Ab Har Wish Hogi Poori"Usne Flipcart wale se poocha Ek Sanam Chahiye Aashiqui Ke LiyeFlipcart wale ne bhi kah diya-Yeh Akhaa India Jaanata Hai Hum Tumpe Marata Hai
Biwi : Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao.Aik se main khush ho jaonAur aik se mujhe ghussa aa jaye.Husband:1 : Tum meri zindagi ho.2 : Aur laanat hai aesi zindagi pe..
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Zindgi Me Logon K Aise Kaam Aao KLog Kahen..:..Tu To Rehne Hi De, Me Khud Hi Ker Loonga... :-DDusron Ka Kaam Bhi Ho Jayega Aur Aapka Naam Bhi Ho Jayega.. :-)
Adhyaapak: kya padhaoon aaj?Ladka: Sir, aaj Nikah padha Dijiye, roll no.-7 ke saath.
A Santa saw a Beautiful Girl, he Went and Kissed her. Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?” Santa: B.Com final year
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GOD: I can't b evrywhere so I created MOTHER. DEVIL: I too can't b evrywhere soI created GIRLS. GOD: Dont worry I hav created BOYS to change them to MOTHERS!

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