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Ladkiya Nahi Sudharengi..;-p

Ladkiya nahi Sudharengi..;-p

The ATM Machine Jammed
(stopped working) because of...
.
.
.
An Intelligent Girl put
Her Hair Pin in the Machine
when Option was to..
"Enter Your PIN"...:-) ;-D

Hahahaha

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Angel-wat do u want?Boy-a beautiful girl.Angel-if u r muslim i'll give u katrina.if u r hindu i'll give u kareena.........if u r christian i'll give u genelia,whats ur name?Boy-sheikh vinod fernandesAngel-give him MEERA for trying to be over smart!!:D
1 Bandr Ny Apni Maa Sy PochaK Hm Itny Bad Sorat Q Hoty He?Maa Ny Jwab Dya Beta Khuda Ka Shukr KroUs Ko Dekho Jo SmS Prh Raha Hy
Wo dost umar bhar ka saath kya de ga Faraz....Jis ne police ki gari dekh k bike se utar diya....UTAR DOUBLE SAWARI BAND HAIN.
Bengali Boy Proposed A Girl: Mohabbat Meri Sacchi Hai,, Ghar Per Roz Bany Macchi Hai..Bengali Girl Replied: Udi Baba! Ami Tomake Bhalo Bashi.. :-D
Mom: Beta Derwazy Per Gandy Hathon K Nishan Aap K Hen?? Pappu: No Mom, Me To Laat Maar Ker Derwaza Kholta Hun.. :-D
An 0ld Man S T Shirt Qu0teI Am N0t 50I Am 16 With 34 Years 0fExperienceThat S The Attitude.
Little birdy in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don't mind and you don't cry, You just thank God that cows don't fly.
How was the word WIFE invented?They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!
Pathan: Ye Bakra Kitny Ka Hai.??Admi: 30,000 Ka..Pathan Heran Ho Ker:O Yara Ye Kiya Touch Screen Wala Bakra Hai.. :-D
There are 3 Dolls in a man's life:1. His Daughter - Barbie Doll2. His Girlfriend - Baby Doll3. His Wife - Panadol
Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karnaKionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita haiOwr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai
Police officer to pathan:Tum humko janta nahi hy hum yahan ka DSP hai.Pathan:Tum DSP hy to hum CSW hyPolice:Ye CSW kia hyPathan:CHAPPAL SILAI WALA,
tinku: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyu Kehte Hai? chinku: Kyuki Jail Mai Khane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
ak shakhs rood pr ja ra tha rasty ma usy shesha nazar ata ha wo us shesha ko uthata ha or apni shakal dekh k kahta ha acha to ya ap ka shesha ha or shesha ko wahe road pr rakh ke chala jata ha
Mehfil me hamari chappal kho gayi to hum ghar kaise jayenge? To hamane kaha- Ap shayari to shuru kijiye, itne ayenge ki aap gin nahi payenge....
Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
Pahli baar me laga wo meri haiUski aakhe samundar se bhi gahri hai propose kar kar ke thak gayaPhir pata chala, wo bahri hai......fresh funny sms
Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam- 1)Studies 2)Games 3)Entertainment 4)Love 5).. 6).. 7).. ?? Love ke Bad insan kisi bhi kam ka nahi rahta

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