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Aaj hum nahi soye ga..

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Shadi k aglay Din Bivi Ghussy se : Subha Subha aap ny Mere Chehry per Paani Q Dala??Shoher : Tere Baap ny kaha tha k,Meri Beti phool ki tarha hai,Isay Murjhany Mat dena...:-)
*. . .Memon Apne Bete Se:Beta Kia Kar Rahe Ho...???Beta:Kuch Nai Papa...Memon:To Kuch Likh Rahe Hoge?Beta:G Nai Papa, Main Kuch Nai Likh Raha.Memon (Ghusse Se):To Phir Chashma Utar Kyun Nai Dete,Tumhe Fazool Kharchi Ki Aadat Hogai Hai.:-)
Height Of ThinkingTwo Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ........1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.....2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !If V Suicide Than In Next Life AgainWe Have To Study From \’Pre Nursery
Friend Sardarjee ap ki bewi ko jin chamar jay to ap kiyqa karan ga.Sardar jee.Me ki karna ha jin de ghalti ha ap hi bughtay ga,
All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married......I am just getting more awesome..!!
"75 sal k 1 admi ne newspaper may ishtehar diya ZARORA-E-RISHTA3 din bd us k ghar latter aya k baba g es umar may rishte nahe farishte ate hai" ha ha ha ha ha ha
Tell me why are you avoiding me these days? Have I did anything wrong? Keep in touch with me at least these few days, yes its really hurting your sweet friend . . . . . . . “books”
Faraz Apni Wife Se;Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se"Wah WahDaag To Chala Jaega Kameez SeAgar tu kapre dhoye tameez se
Newton’s wife to newton: Hw im i loooking?
Teacher: All idiots stand up. A boy stands up. Teacher: So u are an Idiot? Boy: No. I can’t bear u standing alone madam..
1 Larki Qabar par Bethi Thi...Wahan se Guzarty Huwy Ek Musafir ne Pucha:Aap ko Dar nahi Lagta Qabristan se?us ny Bara Hi Khubsoorat Jawab diya:"Ander Garmi Thi is Liye Bahir Beth gai"..;-p:)
Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 7 saal ho gaye Bacha nahi huaa Nirmal baba : Biwi k saath Kab soya tha Bhakt :Baba roj sota hu. Baba : 2,4 Din padosiyo ko sone do Kripa Hogi..!! mastiful chutkule.....mast....jokes
Boy: Janu Me Tum Ko Apny Tamam Affairs K Baray Me Batana Chahta Hun....Fiancee: Magar Aap Mujhy Pehly Hi Sab Bata Chuky Ho AurMene Aapko Maaf Bhi Ker Diya Hai....Boy: "Lekin Ye To 2 Haftay Purani Baat Hai" :-D
Pappu: Maa, mainne sapana dekha ki mera ek paanv zameen par aur doosara aasaman mein hai!jeeto: beta, aise sapane mat dekha kar; ek hee chaddhi hai, phat jaegi!
Why Indian women have red Dot(Bindi) on their forehead? Becasue they record everything.. every time you talk to your wife and husband mind should remember that- "This conversions may be monitored or recorded for internal traning quality purposes and would be used against you any time"
Nice people are like Wind,:you can only feel their presence and sincerity:Don't look here and there to find themJust look at the name of Sender:
AGr apKo AcHi PoeTrY Ki TalasH Ha To Ya Id Follow kar Ke Dhak Lo..._Follow @M_khan_PoetrySend to 40404
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