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Infection On Lips

Girl: Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai.
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Doctor: Last time KISS kab kiya tha?
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Girl: Ek saal pehle.
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Doctor: Infection nahi hua hai "JUNG" lag gayi hai..

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