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I went to a yoga class today and the instructor told me to only do what I felt comfortable doing and then she gave me a yoga mat.So I took a nap!
Why Are ElephantsLarge, Gray AndWrinkly… ?....Because...If They WereSmall Round & WhiteThey Would Be”Disprin” ;->
Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?” Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
Lesson 1:Ki ku ki ki ko ki ku.Lesson 2:O ki ko ka ki ka o ki ka.Lesson 3:Ki ka ku ku ka ko ki ka ku.Congratulation's!u have successfully completed monkey's language course.Now u r a smart monkey****(@@)'(...)'plz collect ur certificate &u r welcome to the "Karachi"Zoo.
Hazaron Khuwahishen AisiK Her Khuwahish Pe Dam Niklay,,Germi Itni Shadeed Hai,Plz Ghar se Kam Kam Niklen..:-)Happy Germi
Ultimate Ecstasy:Pulling out a winter coat and going through the pockets and finding 1000 bucks!
Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson?Pappu: Ma'm, I never complain to your teaching during my conversation?
exams are there, at the paper you stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull your hair. The teachers make you glare, the grades are not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DON’T CARE !!
I just want to sit down and watch a nice movie with a girlfriend.Can anyone recommend.....His nice girlfriend?
Santa was drawing money from ATM.Banta, who was just behind him inthe line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
A husband once complainedDear Google,Please stop behaving like my wife…Will you please allow me to completethe whole sentence before you start…?
Tujy yaad krty krty itni Door Nikal ay hain ky Ab Bashir Rishky Wala be Wapci Ka 2 Hazar Mang Raha hy..!! 😀
Chingu Pingu Mingu Kya ye bacche apke hai, Ager nahi to aage bhejdo, Jiske honge rakh lega, Surat mil rahi thi to lga apke honge!
Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin.Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya..Q?....................Q ksanta ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-)
Kal 125 logo ko bewakoof banaya. Kaise? niche dekho... Bas, Aise hi.. Ha...Ha... Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;-> More................
Kya Bataye Apne Doston Ki Wo To Hai Nirale Funter Girl FRIEND K Liye ˜KFC KA BERGAR Or Dosto K Liye GURU DWARE Ka LANGAR
Banta: Tume itna kisne mara? Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum gya! Banta: To tumne aisa kya keh diya? ... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Santa: Maine kaha Google pe Search karle !
What will happen if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea? TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave.
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