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New mast funny sms-
Ladki Apne friend Se Boli:
Agar Main smart Na Hoti To
Ab Tak Mera 40-50 Bar
R@pë Ho Chuka Hota
Friend: Acha,
Kese Bachti Ho Mujhe Bhi Batao
Ladki: Main Har Baar
Khud Hi Tyaar Ho Jati Hun.

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Kal me ny 2 Logon ko BeWaqoof Banaya,Pucho Kese??,?,?,?,?,Bilkul Aisay Hi..;pAb 3 Ho Gaye,Hahaha..:-)
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When I open my eyes every morningI pray to God that everyone shouldhave a friend like you....Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
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In my heart our luv is heard like a ring tone. In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail. But when I called for response Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.
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Roses r red, violets r blue, monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Dont get angry, you will find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
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Dub Maro Nikamo (-_-)(-_-) /L L\_/)(\ / \ )( Shoaib Malik Ne India Ki Bachi fasana Li Hai. Or Tumse Abhi Tak Muhallay Ki Set Nhi Ho Rhi..................................new funny sms
teacher=pathan se ye meri nawasi hai is ko english main translate kroPATHAN=HANS HANS K CHAIR SE GIR GIATEACHER=KIA HUAPATHAN=ITNA ASAN 89
Shayari by Sardar- “Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga, dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga, par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga
...........................A silent msg to our government. . .* :-)r O c K I N G s.... . . . . . . . .

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