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Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?.Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !
What the dislike button on FB means:
What the dislike button on FB means:Chup BeBhag Chal JhoothiMunh Dho Ke AaShakal Dekhi Hai?
One day,
One day, I Kicked lion's face I puld tigers tail I broke cheetas leg I threw elphants then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out..!
She: What do you do?
She: What do you do?He: PHDShe: Wow !! DoctorateHe: No Pizza Hut Delivery
Attachment is not whn two people chat day or night..
Attachment is not whn two people chat day or night.........Instead its that File which we attach with the emails.Yaar hadd hogayi. Zaroori nahi har post emotional ho.
Holidays, Hotels & Women:
Holidays, Hotels & Women:Three things that always look better online than in real life!
MURGA TO MURGI.
MURGA TO MURGI..I love u jaan.main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon,.MURGI:haye Allah sachi,.MURGA: haan.MURGI:chal phir aaj anda tu de=
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.Interviewer: What were you before you married her?Millionaire: A Billionaire
Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta
Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha.. Pathan: Oye Yara Ye Tum Kiya Kerti?? Sardar: Ary Yaar, Sir K Dard Ki Goli Khai Hai, Kahin Pait Me Na Chali jaye.. :-D
I'm a female:
I'm a female:Fe = IronMale = ManTherefore I am an Iron Man!
Thief Ne Apni Mangetar
Thief ne apni mangetar ko diamond ring gift ke Mangetar: is ring ke kiya qeemat ho ge? Thief: Kuch ni bs 3 saal ke saza :P :D
Get married not for yourself
Get married not for yourselfBut for the future of your childrenThey are getting late for schooland fees are increasing day by day 😛 😀
Best error message of the century…..!!!!
Best error message of the century…..!!!!An error shown by a computer:“No keyboard found.press Any key to continue”!!! ;-)
Why do men chase women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? Its like when dog chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Nepali Watchman To Maalik:
Nepali Watchman To Maalik:"Syria Ka Badshah Mar Gaya"I Switched On To the News ChannelsBut Found No Such News Anywhere....After An Hour I Went to My GardenAnd Came to Know What He Actually Meant,,"Chirya ka Bachcha Mar Gaya"..;-)Hahahaha
Our brilliant TOM has done again....
Our brilliant TOM has done again.... Teacher : Which is ur favourite dish? . . . . . . TOM : TATA SKY...Ishko laga dala to lyf jhinga lala....
Chor: Tumhare Pass jo kuch bhi hai fata fat de do.
Chor: Tumhare Pass jo kuch bhi hai fata fat de do.Admi: Bhai Aisa Mat karo,Agar Me Khali Hath Ghar gaya toMeri Bivi Mujhe Kacha Chaba jayegi..Chor:Agar Me Khali Hath Pohucha to kiyaMeri Bivi Mujhe Tal k Khayegi ??...;-p:)
Pucha mujhse chand sitaro ne,
Pucha mujhse chand sitaro ne, tuje bhula diya kya tere jigari yaro ne, maine kaha, bhul to nhi skte,bas lage honge kamine kisi ko patane me.....funny sms for friends dost
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