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1 Ladka Admission Lene College Gaya.. Principle: Me Tum se 1 Mushkil Sawal Puchun ya 10 Asaan..? Ladka: 1 Mushkil Sawaal.. Principle: Batao Din Pehle Aata Hai ya Raat..? Ladka: Din.. Principle: Wo Kese..?? Ladka: Sorry Sir Ye Aap ne Dusra Sawal Puch liya.. :-D

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