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Pappu Aam Bech Raha Tha..Aadmi: Bhai Aam Kese De Rahy Ho??Pappu: Pehly Tarazu Me Tol K Shopper Me Dalta Hun Aur Paisay Le Leta Hun.. ;-)
Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bta dena ae dost"."hum dil pe pathar rakh k tumhein goli maar dengay"(",)--=-/))l\_ :-)thaa.thaa. thaa.
Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"Wife: No.Husband was completely surprised!Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper, so i'd be in your hand all day. Husband : I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have new one everyday.
I Found Aaladin’s LampI Asked Him to IncreaseYour Brain Ten Times More..He Laughed & toldMultiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha thaLRKI Shrma k,Kya Dekh rhe hokhan:Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.
Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens
Pathan: Yara JAMUN K Ped K Nichy GULAB Ka Poda Q Laga Rahy Ho.??Sardar: Ta K Ye Dono Ped Mil Ker Hamen Gulab Jamun Den.. :-D
"1 Maa ki request hay,plz free package ho to itna phelao k us k betay tk pohnch ja'ay..............Putar Bashir,wapsi ty 65 wali pepsi lenda aayen teri phophi aii ay.
Millions of people write Love Letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me. Just imagine how lucky I am! Great words Said by, —DUST BIN—
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Pilot 2 Control TowerThis is J-327I am 300 Miles from Pakistan6000 Feet above waterwith No fuelAwaiting Instructions"Over"Control Tower:Kalma perh ley soniya ethey light jan da time ho gea aye!"Over".
Wife: Q Na Hum Apni Shadi Ki Salgirah perDawat K Liye Bakra Zibah Karen?Husband: Ghalti To Me Ny Ki Hai,Saza Us Ghareeb Ko Q Den..;-p
dekha maynay, Nawazshareef nay Zardari ko galay lagay, fazalulrehman nay bhee mohabbat say sub leadran ko dekha, acchnak ek cheekh kee awaz aaa-eee or phir may khawab say jag para tha.
True Fact : Waqt pr adat na badli to wo Zarurat - E - Life bn jati hai, Or agar waqt pr Girl Frnd na badli to wo WIFE bn jati hai.....
Ek admi ne apne dost doctor se pocha. ‘tm jis mriz ko bhi dekhte ho sub se pehle yehi kyu pochta ho ki tmne raat kya khaya tha?’ doctor ne muskura kr jawab dia,’is say mriz ki haisiyt k baray mai pata chalta hai.
Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam msg parhne walo ko mera salamTea pepsi pine walo kbhi pani b piya krofokat k msg parhne walo kbhi msg b kiya kro
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