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Pathan Apni Bivi Se: Gul Bano, Raat ko Mobile Charging Pe Mat Lagao, Blast Ho Jayega.. . Gul Bano: Khan Saab, Aap Fikar Mat Kero Mene Battery Nikal Di Hai.. :-) Pathan: Phir Sahi Hai.. :-D

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Success is like a fart, bearable only when its ur own?
Nafsiyat ka practical:Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi.Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.Doosri bar cake badal K Roti rakhi to Larka Roti ko Lapka.Yoon bar bar food item Badalnay per Larka her bar Khaney ki taraf Bhaga.Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hi sab se Barri Taqat hai.Last row se aik Student Bola:Sir g! Ek Bar Larki Bhi Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski Behan hai.
Teacher: Senior Aur Junior Ka Matlab Batao ? Pathan: Jo Samandar K Nazdeek Rehta Ho Usay Senior (Sea+Near) Kehty Hen Aur Jo Zoo K Nazdeek Rehta Hai Usay Junior (Zoo+Near) Kehty Hen.. :-) :-D
Judge-tumhara jurm saabit ho chuka hai kal tumko phasi parlatkaya jayegaSanta-Sir, lekin utara kaab jayega..Dukan bhi to kholni hai
Chintu sbji lene gya..... Sbji wala sbji pr pani chidak raha tha... Chintu intezar krta raha jb kafi der ho gyi to bola - Agar inhe hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol do..
Aapki Dosti Ko Hum Merty Dam Tak Nibhaen Gy..Aap Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manaen Gy..Per Maan jana Manany Se Aye Dost Warna..Raat Ko Aaengy Aur Bori Me Bhar Ker Kahin Door Phenk Aaengy..QK Hum se Ye DramaBaziyan Nahi Hoti.. :-D
A man's wife was in ICU.Doctors did their best but she was not responding.Doctor said to husband, "We are sorry. Everything is in God's hand now."Husband was inconsolable and was kept saying, "She is hardly 40".An almost inaudible voice from wife's bed said, "37"!
I want 2 tell u something. Please dont mistake me. Please do it sincerely. Wear a helmet while driving because…….. Empty things break easily!!!!
Aao Dard Baant'ty Hen.. Tum Apni Ungli Darwazy Me Do, Phir Hum Tum Mil Ker Cheekh Maarty Hen.. :-D
Story of Newton's Laws A cow was walking Newton stopped it... It stopped. He found his first law "AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE UNLESS ITS STOPPED" He gave a force by kicking the cow... it gave a sound "MA!" he then formulated the 2nd law "F= MA" After sometime the cow gave a kick to Newton, Then he formulated the 3rd Law... "EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION"
Love can neither be created nor destroyed. only it can transfer from, one girl friend to an another girl friend, with some lose of money.
Rajnikanth creats new email id: . [email protected] . Google shocks... Computer blocks... Hacker dies... Virus cries... Rajnikanth rocks...
Lrka apni Girl Friend se:Meri BachiMeri shonuMeri GuryaMujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?Bolo BabyGirl:Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...
Next generation Kindergarten poem:Chatting Chatting?Yes Papa!Girlfriend setting?No Papa!Telling lies?No Papa!Open your Whatsapp.Ha ha ha...
Bhikhari Doctor Se: Mere Chehre Ki Plastic Surgery Kar Do Doctor..Doctor: Tum to Pehly Hi Khubsoorst Ho..Bhikhari: Doctor,Isi Waja Se Koi Mujhe Ek Paisa Nahi Deta.. :-( :-D
CHEMISTRY Teacher: What happens when Carbon Monoxide reacts with 2 Molecules Of Iron.? . Student: COFFEE . Teacher: HOW ?? . Student: CO 2Fe = COFFEE :-) . Teacher Shocked Student Rocks. ;-p
Sardar K Bety Ny FORM Fill Kerty Huwe Pucha: "Papa Mother Tongue K Column Me Kiya Likhun.?? Sardar: Puttar Likh De, Very Very Long & Uncontrolable :-D
"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya...*****Poocha Jaga To Hans K Kaha Kwaab me Aajana..*(',')dekha kitni<))\funter_l?bachi hy yaar..

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