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GODS Are Also I.T. Engineers

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Siripala told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Siripala: So what take an umbrella and go.
When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
Larka To "Handsome" Hona Chahiye,,,"SMART" To Mobile Bhi Hota Hai...;-p
Q Udas Bethi Ho Kisi Sham Ki Tarha.....…....Jharu pocha karloMat betho Had haram ki Tarhalovely msg f0r “Bekar” Girlz..
one Employee to Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? second: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen. first: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Q Nahi Banaya? first Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker second Se Pucha: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? second: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen. first: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Q Nahi Banaya? :-D
"Watchman" Ko Rakhny se Behtar hai kGali K Dono Sides per "Wi-fi" Lagwa len,,Larky Gali Me Hi Rahen Gy,AurRaat Bhar Hifazat bhi Rahy Gi..;-p ;-)Hahahha
Ek Pthan' khawaja photo studio waly ke pas gea, aur kehny laga yara ek tasveer bna do"khawaja ask!Khan shb kia size rakhu"pthan khawaja sepasport size bna do. Per hamara chapal ß ana chaey!Hahahahae"geo khawaja! Studio
Accident dekhne par Expressions Amrican: Oh my God Pakistani: Ya Allah Chines: Haiyaa African: O Lala Austrie: Got a hit Indian: Gaya sala
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me… But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position…
Minister to Wife: Sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki hai ? WIFE: 3 Baar,MINISTER: kab kab? Wife: Jab aapka heart ka operation hua tha, Doctor ke Paas gayi thi, Fir jab aap jail me band hue to judge k paas gayi thi,Minister: Aur kab?Wife: Jab aapko sarkar banani thi Aur aapke Paas 10 MLAs kam the..!
A New Element added to PERIODIC TABLE :Name: GirlSymbol: GlAtomic weight: Don’t even dare to ask.Physical properties:1. Boils at any time,2. Melts when handled with love and care,3. very bitter when mishandled.Chemical properties:1. Very reactive,2. Highly unstable,3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,diamond, branded clothes and otherexpensive items.Nature:1. Money reducing agent.2. Volatile when left alone.Occurrence:1. Mostly found in front of themirrors...:-D ;-)
Plz Aap Mirror K Samny Ziyada Aya Karen, Warna Mirror Toot Bhi Sakta Hai.. QK Aap Itny Khubsurat, Piyare, Naram Mizaj Aur Dashing Hen.. . . . . . . . . . . For More Jokes Plz Recharge 300rs/month to My Number.. ;-)
Why India's enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST .? . . . Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South...........................!...............................very funny sms
Raat ko Dair tak Jagny Wala her Insan Aashiq nahi hota,,Kuch Log Mere jese bhi hoty hen jo,,,Dopehar me So Jaty hen...:-)
U r d one who is charming U r d 1 who is Intelligent U r d 1 who is CUTE and I am d one who is spreading these rumours...
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai? Sardar Ne socha socha, bahot soocha Or bola Railway Station hai
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