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4 Guys In Examination

4 Guys In Examination Hall.. 1 From HARVARD University. 2 From TEXAS Uni.. 3 From OXFORD Uni.. And 4 Sardar From PUNJAB Uni.. Question Is "What Is The Fastest Thing In The World?" OXFORD Guy Answered: Light. HARVARD Answered: Thought. TEXAS Answered: Blink Of An Eye. But Sardar Answered: Its Loose Motion. Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying In My Bed And Before I Could Blink, Think Or Turn On The Light, , It Was Over.. :-D

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In Exam..Q: If Jo Jeeta wohi Sikandar. Then what is Sikandar.....Pappu Answered: Fish.. :-DHow.. Jo Jeeta Wohi Sea Ke Andar (Sikandar) ;-)
Matrimonial AD in Delhi : Boy with even car number seeks girl with odd car number- no bar on caste, religion
Boy: I love you.Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?Boy: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer.Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
2 eyes r best friends. both will blink together, move, cry, see n sleep together, But if they see a girl only 1 will blink. Moral - A girl can break any relation ! so be aware.
Mehngaai Jis Raftar Se Barh Rahi Hai, Jald Hi Cooking Shows Me Kaha Jaye Ga: "Namak Mirch Hasb-e-Zaiqa Aur Tamater Piyaz Hasb-e-Oqaat Dalen." :-D
Wife: Me Aapse Baat nai karungi.Husband: OKWife: Kiya Tum Reason nahi sunna chahte?Husband: Nahi Me Tumhare Faisle ki Izzat kerta hun...;-p:)
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
Boy & Girl in restaurant Boy:- I Love u Girl:- I don’t Love u Boy:- Think again? Girl:- I told u. No no & no Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills. Girl:- ok ok……. I Love u too……….
A Smile costs less than Electricity. But….. Gives more light !! So Always Keep Smiling….. & Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
Girl: Plz mere husband ko andr bula lijiye Doctor : Ghabrao nhi mai ek sharif admi hu..... Girl : Ap smjhe nhi, bahar apki nurse akeli hai....
Admi: "Doctor, Kiya Aap Ko Yaqen Hai K Mujhy Namoniya Hai? Mujhy Pata Chala Hai K Jise Namoniya Hota Hai Wo Akhir Typhoid Se Mar Jata hai.. Doctor: Aap Fikar Mat Karen, Me Agar Namoniya Ka Elaaj Kerta Hun To Wo Admi Sirf Namoniya Se Hi Marta Hai.. !
Meri Harkaton ko Yehi Soch ker Muaaf ker Dena,"Dosto",,K Tum "Mera" Kuch bhi nahi Bigaar sakty..;-pHahaha
Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek Ladka Pucha : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya? Ladki : Bhag jaa kamine 2din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.
If you are in tension,If nothing seems right,If u find no way out,Then just think of me only once,I will be always thereto INCREASE your tensions..:p:p
Teri adao pe mein vari vari,Dial 139 for Railway inquiry…।2. Naa jeene ki aarzoo, naa marne ka khuaaffThe number you are trying is currently switch off..।
JUDGE: WHY did U Shoot Ur Wife instead of shooting her LOVER?
Hr jagah Toofan sa Aya hai, Charo taraf hahakar machaya hua hai, Jisko dekho lb pe 1 hi naam chaya hai, Jb bhi bajti hai msg tone, to sb bolte hain lo fir se "Sheela" ka msg aya hai...

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