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Teacher: Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida? Student: Agr Koi Pila de To Faida, Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)

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*. . .1 Maa ki rqust hyplz ignor mt krnaFre pkg hy to is ko itna phelo k usk bety tk pohnch jy" putr bashir wapsi ty 1.5 ltr coke lenda aenTeri phuphi ai ay te naal Qeemay walay samosay v. Te mera putr aan wali karee. . .*r O c K I N G s.... . . . . . . . .
Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens
Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ? . . . . . . . . . A: Apologise !!!
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is yours
Great people talk about things.Small people talk about other people.And legends never talk -..........they send MESSAGES!
Boy U r d SunshineOf My Life !Without U Life’s Like ADreamy Cloud !U r In My Heart Like ALovely Drizzle In d Sun !Girl: Now Go FurtherI’ve 2 Listen MoreWeather Report :p
Waldain Se Barh K Is Dunya Main Kuch Nahi Hai..So...Jaldi Se Shadi Kr K Waldain Bn Jao"*Rishta WohiSoch Nayi*"
Fathers, be good to your daughters Daughters will love like you do Girls become lovers who turn into mothers So mothers, be good to your daughters too.. !
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Figure wali ladki aur jigar wale ladkekabhi single nahi rahte....boys girls funny sms
5 Great People Are: 1. Quaid-e-Azam Wo to Ab Zinda Nahi Hen. . 2. Wasim Akram Wo Ab Kisi Kaam ka Nahi. . 3. Aishwarya Rai Apni Pohanch se Door. . 4. Ab Baqi Rahe Hum Dono Yaar Thora Touch Me Raha Kero.. :-D :-)
Mother in Law After Marriage: Beta Kese Ho.?? Damaad: Bas Aap K Ghar Ka Toofan Apny Ghar Le Aya Hun, Roz Nai Nai Tabahi Dekhny Ko Milti Hai.. :-D
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20… Same rules should be applied in Exams!
Love is like cigar... It starts with fire... Continues with smoke... and Ends in ashes. BUT DON'T WORRY WE ARE CHAIN SMOKERS
Usne utari saree, fir aayi peticoat ki bari, blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar, yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
No one is as ugly as their identity card pic, . . . . . . nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P
Yesterday was really very hectic:Morning - JailAfternoon - BailEvening - Gayle
*. .Pathan apni wife ke sath motor bike me speed me jaraha tha.Wife:Aram se chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.Pathan:tum bi ankhien bnd karlo meri terha. .*

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