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Shadi K 1 Din Baad Dulha Us Beauty Parlor Gaya Jahan Uski Bivi Ko Dulhan Banaya Gaya Tha.. Wo Parlor Wali Madam Ko IPhone7 Ka Dabba Khubsurat Packing Me De Ker Aa Gaya.. Madam Ny Khushi Khushi Dabba Khola To Us Me Se Nokia 1100 Nikla Aur Ek Parchi Rakhi Hui Thi Jis Per Likha Tha.. "Same Feelings" :-D :-)

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Jab Tak Zinda Hen Msg Kerty Rahen Gy,,Aur Jis Din Na Ker Saky To Samajh Lena KAglay Din Karen Gy.. :-DMaar Do Mujhy Zalimo Maar Do.. Abhi To Meri Shadi Bhi Nahi Hui Hai.. ;-p :-)
Chicken ready? Yes bossFish ready? Yes bossAmlet ready? Yes bossMutton ready? Nahi bossBakra abhi sms padh raha hai!!!
Hindi Teacher to Santa: What is the name of your father?Santa: Google Singh Teacher: How's that name?Santa: Where ever I go, he always finds me out.
Wife : I have a good news and a bad news dear..... Husband : I am very busy right now... Just give me good news onlyWife : the airbags worked properly in our new Ferrari Car.....
At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
1 Electric Taar ko dusre Elctrc Taar se pyar ho jata hai, To aap is pyar ka kya naam denge? Socho Socho Arey "CURRENT AFFAIR"
Office Wali .......... ziada Sweet Hoti HaiGhar Wali .......... bas theek Hoti Hai... Hotel Wali .......... Mast Hoti Hai,... 5 Star Wali.......... zara mehangi Hoti Hai,........Lekin Ek Baat Hai.................Chai Akhir Chai Hoti Hai (tea).....Par Ajj Phir Apki Soch Ko 21 Toopoun Ki Salami =D
Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking.Illiterate people use it4sign,Winners4victory & my FANS use it4readingmy sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan
Best Knowledge.. Sab Puchty Rehty Hen K Jalebi Aur Pakoray Ko English Me Kiya Kehty Hen?? . “Jalebi” Ko English Me “SYRUP FILLED RING” Aur “Pakoray” Ko English me “FRITTERS” Kehte Hen. Kuch Tum Bhi seekh lo Yaar. Har Waqt puchty hi Na Raha Kero Sabse (-,-) _//_ Me to Bachpan se hi Genius Hun ;-) B-) ( ‘.’)/’ /) ( _/ /_ Ab Batao Beta k Chocolate ko Urdu me kia kehte hen?? :-D
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me… But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position…
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later Sardar SMS 2 boss: “Me OK, your wife very sweet”
Santa: I gifted my wife a diamond necklace on her birthday and she didn't speak to me for 6 months.Banta: Why? Was the necklace fake?Santa: Nooooo! That was the deal!
Two Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says,"Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."
Qarz Dosti kaada kon kare ga?Dost na ho toDosti kon kare ga?Ay KHUDA MereDoston kosalamat rkhnawrna Meri Shadi meDance kon kare ga;<('.') '\('.')/' ('.')>/"/> ) ( <\"\_/"'\_ _/''\_ _/''/_"Geo Mere dosto.dhinka chika dhinka chika Hy hy hy.
1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon gaDr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gyPagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,Un ka birthday mnaon ga,Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.Dr: Gud Gud! PhirPagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,phir“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”
Bezzati Beech Bazar....Boy: Yaar ye Petrol phir se Mehnga ho gya.........Girl: Chahe Jitna bhi Mehngaho jaye, Tudalwayega 20 ka hi.. ;-)
Unfriending on Facebook and blocking on WhatsApp is the.......modern form of childhood 'Katti'!

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