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Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladka Faltu ki calls ya miss call kare to unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar post kar do i phone 5 Only 10000 rs.. Me Kasam se jitne Calls aapko nai kiya hoga Usse zyaada use Aayenge…

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Wife: Q Na Hum Apni Shadi Ki Salgirah perDawat K Liye Bakra Zibah Karen?Husband: Ghalti To Me Ny Ki Hai,Saza Us Ghareeb Ko Q Den..;-p
1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home. Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me. Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hall me so jaunga. Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee. Boy:aap kaun? Girl:mai bittu. aur aap? Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.
Gham-e-judai mein buhat se jaam piye honge‘GHALIB’Per daal chawal k sath“‘D.e.w’na pia to phr kia jiya..!
Sardi se Bachny ka Tareeqa........Pata Chalay to Mujhy Bhi Batana,Qasam se Bohat Sardi hai...;-)
What's common between clouds and wife?When both are not around, we call it a bright day!
Congratulations! Good news for all students preparing for their exam. All exams have been postponed . To confirm go to site, www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
Shiekh mehman se;Thanda peo ge ya garmMehman;Dono...Shiekh;Begum pani da ik glass freizer viechu te ik glass gezer viechu le ahahahaha
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?How do I know if it is pure honey ?Seller : give the dog some honey ..if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honeyBuyer : what if the dog licks it ?Seller: so it is not a real dog.
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gayadosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahiadmi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
Jo jete vo sikandr jo hare vo jail ke andar jo SMS bheje usko jadu ki jhappi Jo SMS na bheje usko mayawati ki papi Choice is Urs.
Boss: So tell me young man, on what all occasions have you realized that you have importance in company and company cannot function without you?Employee: Sir, whenever I asked for a leave.
Meri Harkaton ko Yehi Soch ker Muaaf ker Dena,"Dosto",,K Tum "Mera" Kuch bhi nahi Bigaar sakty..;-pHahaha
A girl posted a question in a Whatsapp group:Guys, if I install Windows 7 of 32 bit two times... then will it become 64 bit?Another girl in the group replied: Yes, but it will also become Windows 14.All boys left the group!
Siripala told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Siripala: So what take an umbrella and go.
Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi
The best part about summer is you can cancel all plans just by saying,"Bahut Garmi Hai, Yaar!"
WAPDA Ka Logon Ko Eman Afroz Msg.."Dil Me Gaali Deny Se Bhi Roza Toot Jata Hai, Is Liye Meharbani Ker K Gaaliyon Se Perhaiz Karen.." :-D
Aaya Tha Imtehan Mein Mazmoon Husn Pr,*Parchay Mein Sab Ne Chehra Mera Bana Diya.).(',')Ufff...)(>Ye/\Students Bhi na...?1st Aae hain sb.

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