Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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Santa sent a sms to banta-
Santa sent a sms to banta- @€§+;@=~% >?!?C%"'%#€ ¤>?(:@ A%;!{ Banta- what's this. Santa- spicy sms yar kha k dekh mast h
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Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
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mithoo Santa se: papa 5+5 kitne hotey hai?
mithoo Santa se: papa 5+5 kitne hotey hai? Santa: Ullu duffer,gadhe, idiot,nalayak, stupid Besharam;tujhe kuch nahi ata, Ja andar se calculator la.
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5 saal ka Kida: I Love You Mummy.
5 saal ka Kida: I Love You Mummy. Maa: I love you too Beta. 16 saal ka ladaka: I Love You Mummy. Maa: Sorry beta, paise nahin hain! 25 saal ka ladka: I Love You Mom. Maa: kaun hai vo chudail ? kahaan rahati hai? 35 saal ka aadami: I Love You Mummy. maan: beta mainne pahale hi bola tha, us ladki se shaadi mat karana! aur sabase badhiya.. 55 saal ka aadami: I Love You Mummy. maan: beta, main kisi bhi kaagaz par "Sign nahin karoongi"
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is jokes ka koi tod naheen-
is jokes ka koi tod naheen- Parikshaapatr(Exam) ka ek prashn(Question): kisne kisse kaha ? "aapse milkar Aanand hua !" . . . . Uttar(Answer): Aanand kee Maa ne, Aanand ke pita se...! pepar chek karne vaala abhi bhi koma mein hai....
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1 Ladki ki shaadi se 3 din pahle uski
1 Ladki ki shaadi se 3 din pahle uski saheli ne poochha: shaadi ki saari Taiyaariyaan kar li kya? Ladki: Haan donon sim naale mein phenk diya, Mobile Phone to Format kar diya hai, Laptop mai Private Folder Delete Kar diya Facebook, Whatsapp bhi Deactivate kar diya hai, bas too apana munh band rakhiyo. girls marriage preparation interesting jokes
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Santa: Koi Achha Sa 2 BHK Dikha Do.
Santa: Koi Achha Sa 2 BHK Dikha Do. Broker: Sir, Ready To Move Chalega? Santa: Arey Nahin bhai, Koi Pakka Sa, Immovable Type Dikhao Yaar!
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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata
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Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony before Marriage?
Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony before Marriage? Santa: The Haldi Ceremony for the groom is actually a refined form of marination of the chicken before it is sent for roasting!
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santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao
santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao banta:kyo?santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai
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Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.
Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....
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Pappu: What is GST?
Pappu: What is GST? Happu: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time! //GST interesting jokes
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Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,
Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya, Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha, Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, "Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do"
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Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha haiBanta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
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santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya banta=fir kya kiya?santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala
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santa: yaar aaj mainne bas ke peechhe daud ke 15 rupaye bacha lie.
santa: yaar aaj mainne bas ke peechhe daud ke 15 rupaye bacha lie. banta: kya yaar tum to bahut moorkh ho, agar taiksee ke peechhe bhaagate to 150 bacha lete.
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Santa is searching a job and this time he is very serious - no jokes or comedy plz...
Santa is searching a job and this time he is very serious - no jokes or comedy plz... Interviewer: Why should we hire you? Santa: Because I have passion. Interviewer: Show me. Santa: Sir, Chalo Bahar, Parking Mein Khadi Hai!
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Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Santa: Sharab pite pite rone lagaBanta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
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Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to
Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'
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Jaj: Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Jaj: Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par JanabJaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise
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Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha..
Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha.. upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai.. Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega.
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Shikhak- Itane din se kahaan the?
Shikhak- Itane din se kahaan the? Santa- Sir, Bird FLU ho gaya tha. Shikhak- par ye to bird mein hota hai insaanon mein nahi. Santa- Insaan samajha hi kahaan aapane ... Roj to Murga bana dete ho.....santa bird flu jokes
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Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar JyegaBaccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
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Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
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Teacher: 2+3=5 aur 5+2=7, ab tum bataao 70+5=? kitna hua?
Teacher: 2+3=5 aur 5+2=7, ab tum bataao 70+5=? kitna hua? Santa: Kya sir? aasaan sawaalo ka jaavaab aap de diye aur mushkil savaal mujhse kar rahe ho
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Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Bataao....?
Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Bataao....?..Santa: Milk Sleeping In The Night And Savere Savere Tight.....!!!
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SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha,santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha,Santa: achi quality ka hai,Lala:ha bhai ha,Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
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santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doongasanta:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat ka
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Santa (Police station ja kar bola): - mujhe
Santa (Police station ja kar bola): - mujhephone par dhamaki mil rahi hai. ---Inspector: kaun de raha hai?--- Santa - BSNL vaale. kahate hain, Bill nahin bhara to "kaat" denge.
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Santa Ko Beta Hua.
Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
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Interviewer - Aapko,
Interviewer - Aapko, Kitne Saalo Ka Experience Hai.????... Santa - Sir, Maine Kabhi Saalo Ko Try Nahi Kiya, Lekin Mujhe 3 Saaliyo Ka Experience Hai.
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Ek hi geet me puri umar dikhiye
Ek hi geet me puri umar dikhiye Naino mein sapna, (umar 5 se 15)sapno mein sajna (umar 15 se 25) Sajna pe dil aa gaya, (umar 25 se 35)kyun sajna pe dil aa gaya…(umar 35 se 40) Baki puri umar- Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho o…Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho o…
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nahaane ke lie bathroom ki taraph badha hi tha...
nahaane ke lie bathroom ki taraph badha hi tha....ki ZeeNews par .Sardi se 5 logon kee maut ki khabar sunakar. . vaapas kapade pahan lie
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Madam: bachcho(kids), agar man(Heart) se praarthanaa(Prayer) kare to bhagwan(GOD) aapki kwaaish(Wishes) poora karenge.
Madam: bachcho(kids), agar man(Heart) se praarthanaa(Prayer) kare to bhagwan(GOD) aapki kwaaish(Wishes) poora karenge. Santa : woh sab jhoot hai sir. Madam : kyu? Santa : agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate
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