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Pathan Roti K Ooper Roti Rakh K Kha Raha Tha..

Pathan Roti K Ooper Roti Rakh K Kha Raha Tha..

Bivi: Ye 2 Rotiya Ek Sath Q Kha Rahy Ho??

Pathan: Gul Bano Ye Hum Khushi Se Nahi Kha Raha,
Hamara Tabyat Kharab Hai Aur
Doctor Ny Kaha Hai K Kuch
Din Tak Double Roti Khao.. :-D

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The time travelling is just too dangerous, Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe - Women!
Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? A. The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
Thori Thori Hi Sahi,Magar Baaten to Kiya Kero,,"Dost",Chup Rehty Ho ToAqalmand se Lagty Ho..:-pHahaha
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,But I can't send you all of them,It will take a lot of time,So I'm sending you just 1 joke..."You are so beautiful"
Wife: Q Na Hum Apni Shadi Ki Salgirah perDawat K Liye Bakra Zibah Karen?Husband: Ghalti To Me Ny Ki Hai,Saza Us Ghareeb Ko Q Den..;-p
New Style Of Proposing: Boy: Can I Take ur Photo? Girl: Y? Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children That How Der Mom Looked In Her Younger Age.
Hum Log Hamesha Pakistan Ko Acha Mulk Nahi Samajhty,AurHamesha Is ki Buraai Me Lagy Rehty Hen..Halan K "Pakistan"Duniya Ka Wo Azeemaur Wahid Mulk Hai,Jahan"Me" Rehta hun...;-pTaaliyaaaaan..(,")/<)( Beth Jayen,,><, Beth Jayen,Dusron Ko BhiAzeem Insan Dekhny Ka Moqa Den...;-)
Girls love is like a chocolate. because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time, Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date. But boys love is like wine,no expiry date. it gives kick to ur body… that’s boys love…
(o_@) (/_.' '. _/ /_ ',', - Sorry yaar, Jor se aayi thi. Tera mobile ka Inbox Khali tha to kar diya. Don't mind Saaf kar lena.
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
From Morning till Evening;From Sunday to Saturday;From 1st to 31st;From January to December;And from Birth till my Death, my feelings for you have never changed......For me, you've always been a headache!
Why did a batsman marry an older women? >>> 'Coz a good batsman like loose balls! why did spin bowler marry a divorcee? >>> 'Coz a good spinner likes used balls!
Larky Waly: Hamen Aisi Larki Chahiye, Jo Ziyada Khati Piti Na Ho,Chup Chap Sab ki Suny Aur Ziyada Baat Na Kery...Larki Waly: Janab! Aisi Larki to Aap ko ICU me Hi Mily Gi...;-p
Kajriwaal sarkaar ka sabse bada phesla to "Sharab pine ki umar ko ghtana he hai" aab modi sarkar laakh koshish kar le kabhi delhi me jeet nahi paayege....politics chutkule
2 charh gay,To train ma logo ny kahaWELDONEPathan: khaak well done?Jana to unho ny tha,Hum to chornay aye thy….:P:P
Height of Innocence- Ek Ladki ne Blue Film Last tak dekhi. Kyuki Usko Laga ki Ladka End me Ladki se Shaadi bhi karega.!
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
SMOKE Everyday plz! SMOKE means S - Send M - Me O - One K - Kool SMS E - Every day! so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!

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