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I Went To A Yoga Class Today And The Instructor Told Me To Only Do What I Felt Comfortable Doing And Then She Gave Me A Yoga Mat.

I went to a yoga class today and the instructor told me to only do what I felt comfortable doing and then she gave me a yoga mat.
So I took a nap!

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