Fool Me Once, Shame On You.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice - Damn... you are good!
Fool me twice - Damn... you are good!
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Jab Tak Zinda Hen
Jab Tak Zinda Hen Msg Kerty Rahen Gy,, Aur Jis Din Na Ker Saky To Samajh Lena K Aglay Din Karen Gy.. :-D Maar Do Mujhy Zalimo Maar Do.. Abhi To Meri Shadi Bhi Nahi Hui Hai.. ;-p :-)
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Millionair
woman : “I made my husband a millionaire.” Her friend:”And what was he before you married him? Woman: “A billionaire.”
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Funny SMSThese days success of marriage depends upon........the speed and accuracy at which you delete your phone's messages!
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Pathan Roti K Ooper Roti Rakh K Kha Raha Tha..
Pathan Roti K Ooper Roti Rakh K Kha Raha Tha..Bivi: Ye 2 Rotiya Ek Sath Q Kha Rahy Ho??Pathan: Gul Bano Ye Hum Khushi Se Nahi Kha Raha, Hamara Tabyat Kharab Hai Aur Doctor Ny Kaha Hai K Kuch Din Tak Double Roti Khao.. :-D
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Sir: Apka Beta
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai. Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ? Sardar: Haan, Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
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Computerized Mohabbat
Computerized Mohabbat.. Kal Jab Mily Thy To Dil Me Hua Ek Sound, Aaj Mily To Kehty Ho Your File Not Found.. . Jo Muddat Se Hota Aya Hai Wo Repeat Ker Dunga, Tu Na Mili To Apni Zindgi Ctrl+Alt+Del Ker Dunga.. . Shayad Mere Piyar Ko Taste Kerna Bhool Gaye, Dil Se Aisa Cut Kiya K Paste Kerna Bhool Gaye.. . Lakho Hongy Nigah Me Kabhi Mujhy Bhi Pick Kero, Mere Pyar K Icon Per Kabhi To Double Click Kero.. :-D
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This year is a mathematical operatin year of '1'
This year is a mathematical operatin year of '1' 1+1=2 Add 1-1=0 Sub 1*1=1 Mul 1/1=1 Div That is '2011' Plz dont force me for nobel prize.I Hate Publicity.;)
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A Santa was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A Santa was working 1st time in a garment shop.A customer girl asked:Underwear dikhana plz.Santa thora sharmakar:G aaj nahi pehni.
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Dost To Pathan:
Dost To Pathan: Me Ny Tumhen Kisi Achy Peer Ka Mureed Bannay K Liye Kaha Tha, Tum Kis K Mureed Bany.??..Pathan: "Apni Begam Ka.." :-D
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Waiter:
Waiter:Ur bill sir.Boy:Take my cardWaiter:But sir this is student cardBoy:Tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy”ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
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Meaning of DIET
Do you know the meaning of DIET??? D – did I – i E – eat T – today
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The Longest Distance for a morning work in winter is from
The Longest Distance for a morning work in winter is from...........the bed to the toilet=p
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At 18 a lady is like a footbal
At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
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New Funny Law
New Funny LawThe probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action!
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1 Educated Banda Gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya,
1 Educated Banda Gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya,Or shopkeeper se Bola: "Bhai Aapke Paas Qadam hyn??".Shopkeeper b bara naughty tha,Jldi se bola:"Paai Jaan Qadam te Muk gaye ne..2,4 Chalangan Paiyan ne..Kendy o te paa deyan?...;-p
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GIRL: Mari Aik Aik Sans Pe 10 10 Larkay Martay Hn,
GIRL: Mari Aik Aik Sans Pe 10 10 Larkay Martay Hn,Pathan: To Baji kOi acHA Sa "TOOTHPASTE" Istimal Q ni karti.G.O PATHAN
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Agar me marr gaye to tum kia karo ge?
Agar me marr gaye to tum kia karo ge?Main pagal ho jaungaTo kia tum dossri shaadi karoge?Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai :P
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Talent Merit to mere mein koot-koot ke bhara hai,
Talent Merit to mere mein koot-koot ke bhara hai, phark bas itana hai ki thoda baarik koot diya,ab nikal hi nahin raha.
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