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Aik Faqeer Ny Aik Ghar K Bahir Sada Lagai,

Aik faqeer ny aik ghar k bahir sada lagai,
"Allah k naam pay kuch khila do. 2 din say bhuka hoon".
Aik aurat ny usay roti di to faqeer wahein khara raha.
Aurat, Ab kia chaheay?
Faqeer, 2 haazmy ki goliaan bhi dy do.

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