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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”.The next day, he received 1000 of replies,all reading: “You can have mine.” Free delivery also available at your door step
aik aadmi k ghr k samne gdha mra hu pra tha! Usne Muncipal commeitte ko fone kya or kaha k mere ghr k samne gdha mra pra he uthwa len! jwab mila k wahin dfun kr do! Us aadmi ko ghussa to buhat aaya pr tahammul se bola: G me dfun krne lga tha mgr . . . . . mrhoom k bachon ko itlaa ko krni thi na...!! :)
*. . .1 ENGINEER,1 MBA student or ZUBEDA AAPAkashti me ja rahe thy,k JIN agaya or bola"samandar me koi chez phenkoagr mene dhond li to me tmhe mar dongaor na dhond paya to me tmhara ghulam"Engineer ne Needle phenkiJIN ne dhond li or usy mar diaMBA student ne Memory Card phenka,JIN ne dhond lia or usy bhi mar diaAAPA ne Disprine phenki,wo pani me hal hogai AAPA boli:Chal Beta Ghar Chal Boht Kaam Para Hai. . .*GEO AAPA GEO. . .*
Hme To Apno Ne Luta. Gairo Mai Kahan Dam Tha ! Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko To Choro.. Rat mai ‘Lotay Mai Pani’ Kam Tha
Friday is like Dating;Saturday is like Marriage;Sunday is like Honeymoon;And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life!
143 means? Do u want to know what it means? Press Down.. . . . . . . . . . . It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE. Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
exams are there, at the paper you stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull your hair. The teachers make you glare, the grades are not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DON’T CARE !!
Love is like cigar... It starts with fire... Continues with smoke... and Ends in ashes. BUT DON'T WORRY WE ARE CHAIN SMOKERS
Boy: Janu Me Tum Ko Apny Tamam Affairs K Baray Me Batana Chahta Hun.. . . Fiancee: Magar Aap Mujhy Pehly Hi Sab Bata Chuky Ho Aur Mene Aapko Maaf Bhi Ker Diya Hai.. . . Boy: "Lekin Ye To 2 Haftay Purani Baat Hai" :-D
When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun.And not the school!
Lrka apni Girl Friend se:Meri BachiMeri shonuMeri GuryaMujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?Bolo BabyGirl:Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...
Lalit Modi was Surrounded by Preity Shilpa Katrina etc But Now is Surrounded by d IT officials The AXE Effect to The TAX Effect
Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.
Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 FebNurse : Married?Patient : No, car accident
میری نظر بھی کمال کی ہے😛۔۔۔جس پہ رکھتا ہوں اٗس کی منگنی ہو جاتی ہے😋😝😎
Girl- Plz send me some good jokes. . . . . . . Boy- Main padhai kar raha hu... After 2 min. Girl- Kya hua, send some more jokes.

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