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Raaja Harischandra Ki Patni Ne Unse

Raaja Harischandra ki patni ne unse
ye sawal poochne ki galti kabhi nahi ki..
Me kesi laag rahi hu batoo to...
warna wo bhi Satyawadi nahi rahte...
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Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about others and Legends never talk, they send SMS
Judge Ny Husband Ko Talaq Ka Faisla Sunaya Aur Kaha: Ab Tum Her Month Apni Aadhi Salary Apni Wife Ko Diya Kero Gy.. Husband Khushi Se Dance Kerny Laga: Judge: Tum Khush Q Ho?? Husband: My Lord! Ab Kam Az Kam Aadhi Salary To Mere Paas Hua Kary Gi.. !
Pappu Aam Bech Raha Tha..Aadmi: Bhai Aam Kese De Rahy Ho??Pappu: Pehly Tarazu Me Tol K Shopper Me Dalta Hun Aur Paisay Le Leta Hun.. ;-)
sleep when u feel sleepy laugh when u feel funny never smile when u see a beauty serving her will be ur next duty
Dil se apka khyal jata nhi, Apk siwa koi yaad ata nhi, Hasrat hai roz apko dekhu, Pr kambakt woh mdari apko roz lata nhi........................new funny sms
"Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Sy Karo""Aur""Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukr Say Karo''Is sms main Pehley biwi ka 0r Baad mein girl freind ka zikar aata hay
Papa: "Sach sach Batao ye 100 ka Note kahan se Aaya??..Bachha: "Mujhe Bahar Gali ME para hua mila,.Aur Agar Yakin nahi ho to bahar ja k Dekh lo,Ek aadmi Abhi tak Dhoond raha Hai".. ;-p
Boy : Can I hold Your Hand !!Girl :”No”Boy”Why”??Girl : Becoz it hurts !!When you leave it....Boy :”LOL”i am acting..she is overacting..:p:p
After reading the form filled by Santa, the Interviewrr said: We do have an opening for you.Santa: What is it?Interviewer: It's not what, it's where... and it's called DOOR!
Wife:What Will You Give Me If I Successfully Climb & Reach The Top Of The Great Mt.Everest.. Husband:A Gentle Push..
Before Marriage:-
Tobacco, Weed, Beer and Whiskey are all made from plants...I think I might be a vegetarian!
Ïshq Ke Rishte Itne Najuk Hote Hain.....ki...Raat Ko Number Busy Jane Se hi Toot Jate Hain
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This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
A Rabbit Runs, Jumps And Lives Only For 15 Years..While A Turtle Does Not Run Does Nothing Yet Lives For 300 Years..Moral: Exercise Ki Aisi Ki Tesi.. Just Sleep & More Sleep Well.. :-D
Sometimes... I think.......Sometimes... I don't!Aisa hi Chalta hai Mera. Koi fix Nahi hai...

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