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Dosto Aur Popcorn Ke Beech Me Ek Common Similarity.

Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.
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Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai.
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PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..

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