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Teacher: OXYGEN Is Must 4 Breathing… It Was Discovered In 1773

Teacher: OXYGEN is must 4 Breathing… It was discovered in 1773
SARDAR: THANK GOD I WAS BORN AFT THAT.
Sardar: Thank God i was born after that! Pehlay Paida hota to mar jaata

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